Utterly Mad

I wish I had a sanity-kosher copy of The Necronomicon.

Granted, but it's a two page pamphlet and contains no pertinent or useful information. Also, it's in chinese.

I wish the coffee at the conference this weekend won't be as shit as it usually is. (I don't have high hopes, as the rest of the conference is likely to be shit as well.)

Also I knew about the shoggoth stuff already, I guess it's new to someone though.