Utterly Mad

(I'm aware of that Zaweri, you fked a mix of actual women and dogs to get the STD's. Also, wtf why is zoophilia even legal anywhere...)

You disassemble your old computers, but are flooded with the dicks you used to power them. You drown in dicks.

I wish I had 1 penny more money than I do now.

Granted, but the penny is made of Kryptonite.  You accidentally fall off a bridge and are drowning when Superman comes to save you.  You survive, but the Kryptonite weakens Superman and he drowns.  Thanks a lot asshole, you just killed Superman.


I wish men were capable of multiple orgasms just like women. 

EDIT: DAMMIT I got double ninja'd!