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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #225 on: November 02, 2015, 06:26:07 pm »
Granted, now your bullied by those stupid fucking jocks ya nerd. Then you stab them in the kidneys. And get arrested, and that's terrible.

I want to be a spooky scary skeleton
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #226 on: November 02, 2015, 06:52:28 pm »
Granted, but you have to be dead to be a skeleton.
I wish to be happy
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #227 on: November 03, 2015, 04:19:29 am »
You are happy, only you killed everyone else but you.
I wish utterly mad was a shop.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #228 on: November 03, 2015, 02:17:27 pm »
Granted. It sells nothing but gigantic dildos.
I wish I had the coolest jumper in the world
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #229 on: November 03, 2015, 03:16:05 pm »
Quote from: SiegeLion on November 03, 2015, 02:17:27 pm
Granted. It sells nothing but gigantic dildos.
Hey your supposed to corrupt the wish, not make it better

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You have the literally coolest jumper in the world, it so cold that when you wear for the first time you die of hypothermia.


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If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #230 on: November 03, 2015, 03:30:41 pm »
You wish for infinite dicks.     You get an infinite amount of dicks.
The world suffocates under the infinite dicks and they cause the heat-death of the universe.

I wish that I didn't suck infinitely.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #231 on: November 03, 2015, 03:34:04 pm »
Granted, you don't suck, instead you push everyone and everything away. You slowly drift away into space and die.

I wish for infinite dank memes
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #232 on: November 03, 2015, 03:49:51 pm »
You drown in MLG DORITOS DANK KUSH 420!!!!!11!!!!101!!!!!

I wish for a giant pair of scissors.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #233 on: November 03, 2015, 03:57:47 pm »
Granted, they're so large they're not practical to use at all.

I wish for Adam Jenson's long coat
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #234 on: November 03, 2015, 04:28:40 pm »
Granted. The coat turns out to be too long for you.

I wish I wasn't so awkward talking to guys.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #235 on: November 03, 2015, 05:04:23 pm »
Granted, but you become so friendly that they dont want to talk to you.
I wish for furries to stop havin so many goddam fetishes.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #236 on: November 03, 2015, 06:15:16 pm »
Granted, all fetish stuff is deleted and 99% of earth kills themself in depression.
I wish I could punch a hole through a brick wall with no consequences.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #237 on: November 04, 2015, 02:16:22 am »
Granted you punch a hole in a brick wall, nothing happens to you as a direct result of punching it.
However it's eventually found out that you did it and you get sued for damage, you lose all your money and everything you own, leaving you broke and homeless.

I wish I could time travel without causing paradoxes or destroying time.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #238 on: November 04, 2015, 09:39:58 am »
You do, but dinosaurs break the machine.
I wish I had an ant farm.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #239 on: November 04, 2015, 10:08:12 am »
Granted, they are fire ants and put over your bed. One night it breaks and you wake up covered in fire ants. The pain is unimaginable.


I wish for a world without weeaboos
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