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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #495 on: September 29, 2016, 06:45:35 pm »
Granted but they are all broken.

I to know Graham's number.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #496 on: September 29, 2016, 06:48:07 pm »
Granted. It's 1-212-832-2000. You can also fax 1-212-935-0141. Teletype isn't a thing anymore outside of where I live, apparently.

I wish you'd call Graham.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #497 on: September 29, 2016, 06:56:37 pm »
Granted but the phone is a galaxy note 7 so it explodes.

I wish people understood what I mean exactly.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #498 on: September 29, 2016, 07:03:02 pm »
Granted. Someone points out that they got the reference to Graham's number, and proceeds to recite every last digit. You die of dehydration.

I wish I understood exactly what people mean.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #499 on: September 29, 2016, 07:06:31 pm »
Granted, you become an outcast by the church of Scientology.

I wish for a sand witch.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #500 on: September 29, 2016, 07:10:18 pm »
Granted. The Right Honourable John Montagu appears.

I wish people my co-workers would long enough to stop mostly Sixposting and get FTL moving.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #501 on: September 29, 2016, 07:15:29 pm »
Granted? Something happened and it can't be good.

I wish for a computer from 50 years from now.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #502 on: September 29, 2016, 07:19:08 pm »
Granted. But Windows 17 isn't backwards compatible with any of the software you own, and whenever you try to go online, a message box comes up that said "Searching For Neural Tissue Connectivity".

I wish it as the 1990s again.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #503 on: September 29, 2016, 07:22:34 pm »
Granted that is because technological progress beyond that is banned by our alien overlords.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #504 on: September 29, 2016, 07:28:28 pm »
Quote from: Noctifer on September 29, 2016, 07:22:34 pm
Granted that is because technological progress beyond that is banned by our alien overlords.

Granted, you have wished for nothing. Therefore the universe implodes.

I wish I had a badass mech suit.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #505 on: September 29, 2016, 07:34:21 pm »
Granted, but you have no ups to power it with.

I wish to be whatever the fuck Yukari Yakumo is and have her powers, abilities, and intellect.
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...I wish for airborne rabies.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #506 on: September 29, 2016, 07:38:40 pm »
Granted. You are now a cartoon character with the power of mediocre voice acting and all the abilities and intellect of digitally animation.

I wish I had that power.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #507 on: September 29, 2016, 07:41:06 pm »
Quote from: ApatheticExcuse on September 29, 2016, 07:38:40 pm
Granted. You are now a cartoon character with the power of mediocre voice acting and all the abilities and intellect of digitally animation.

I wish I had that power.



Granted, you too become your description.

I wish for an electrical powered SUV with solar panel.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #508 on: September 29, 2016, 08:24:03 pm »
I can never unsee the fact that I know someone on a fetish site that uses the same generic "red eyes, purple hair" template for a bunnygirl character. o3o

Granted, but electric engines get nerfed again.

I wish I had that the power (and the touch?).
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #509 on: September 29, 2016, 08:41:35 pm »
Granted but they too got nerf.

I wish for a time gap.
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With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!

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...I wish for airborne rabies.

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