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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #165 on: March 23, 2015, 05:07:01 pm »
It's good alright. So good that you become addicted to it and sell everything you have for another milk-free ice cream fix

I wish for a nice big fluffy tail that I can use to pick things up. Not too big, not too fluffy - and I could use it to bitch slap people
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« Reply #166 on: March 23, 2015, 05:11:47 pm »
Granted, you killed all your friends for the tail.
I wish ice cream with milk in it was more expensive than milkfree in my country.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #167 on: March 23, 2015, 05:14:38 pm »
Granted, you killed all your friends for the tail.
I wish ice cream with milk in it was more expensive than milkfree in my country.

granted, but now decent icecream costs 100 large units of currency.


i wish for a new stalker game.
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« Reply #168 on: March 23, 2015, 05:19:32 pm »
Granted, you killed all your friends for the tail.
I wish ice cream with milk in it was more expensive than milkfree in my country.

granted, but now decent icecream costs 100 large units of currency.


i wish for a new stalker game.
Granted.  It's shitty.

I wish Rust and Day Z were on Steam Sale.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #169 on: March 23, 2015, 05:26:30 pm »
Granted, you killed all your friends for the tail.
I wish ice cream with milk in it was more expensive than milkfree in my country.

granted, but now decent icecream costs 100 large units of currency.


i wish for a new stalker game.
Granted.  It's shitty.

I wish Rust and Day Z were on Steam Sale.
granted, but you cant get a decent ping to rust, and the Dayz standalone dissapoints you

i wish for an internet connection faster then 512 kbs
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #170 on: March 23, 2015, 05:27:34 pm »
It only increased by 1 kbs. You now have a 513 kbs internet connection, and the difference is unnoticeable.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #171 on: March 23, 2015, 05:29:48 pm »
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #172 on: March 23, 2015, 05:31:29 pm »
Congrats, everyone can speak again! I wish everyone talked Morse again.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #173 on: March 23, 2015, 05:33:08 pm »
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #174 on: March 23, 2015, 07:17:02 pm »
I wish for Bad Rats to not be crap.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #175 on: March 23, 2015, 07:21:04 pm »
Bad Rats becomes so good that it somehow takes over your life, becoming so addictive you forget to drink and you die from dehydration.

I wish for Bad Rats to be even worse (somehow) for the lulz
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #176 on: March 23, 2015, 07:33:44 pm »
There was once a bad video game (Bad Rats). It was so horrible, everyone died. The end.

I want chocolate peppermint patties on the pillows in every motel/hotel room.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #177 on: March 23, 2015, 07:41:13 pm »
Ew, mint is disgusting.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #178 on: March 23, 2015, 08:08:04 pm »
Granted, the patties begin to rot however and the hotel collapses due to lack of maintenance.

I wish that Bubbadoo's name only had one B but was still interesting and contained the other letters.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #179 on: March 23, 2015, 08:44:15 pm »
Instead of changing it to Buttadoo, it is changed to tubtadoos. You're wish is technically granted but not in the way you wanted it to be.


Going to give a wish on behalf of this adorable thing I found in Google Images.

 

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