Utterly Mad

Nyet, or I'll touch your fluffy tail. :V

Also, decided to try IVAN, a derpy banana-themed roguelike. You see Ivan, when you play IVAN, you will always purge the zombie, for fear of contracting leprosy.

I love IVAN. Once you have a scroll/ring of wishing, you have infinite power in your hands. Seriously. You could beat the game on level 1 if you have a ring of three wishes and you can sometimes find them in the first few levels. You can change what your body is made out of. It's fantastic. Wand of fireballs is the best. Also the golden banana. Have you tried "z"apping with a banana yet?