Fukkin, external mouse! Fuck this shit! I CAN'T DO THE THING! PLZ JEGUS! MAKE THE REPLACEMENT BUTTONS ARRIVE TWO DAYS EARLY! I'll just play 3DS until they arrive...
Saltmummy, you confuse me. The simple fact that you can even use a touchpad comfortably without getting carpal tunnel or going insane is pretty fucking unusual. Keep being weird, weird is good.