So, meanwhile in Dwarf Fortress...I am awakened to the joys of minecart fuckery.
Enjoy vaporizing your dwarves with minecarts made out of and filled with lead.
I'm actually being awakened to the joys of it in adventure mode. It's...fun. Literally my first attempt to use it lead to slamming into a wall at a low speed and getting knocked out briefly. Second time I used it? Tried to ram it right up a lesser dragon's ass.
My corpse landed 27 tiles away.