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Re: Game Discussion
« Reply #1275 on: October 08, 2016, 09:19:17 pm »
The key to beating oblivion easily is to take more or less useless skills you'll never need as major skills. That way you can max the shit out of everything while enemies stay low level.

Also, jumping over small buildings is lulz.

You don't really have to abuse the leveling system if you keep the difficulty low though.

Besides, my problem is getting sidetracked constantly.

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« Reply #1276 on: October 08, 2016, 09:30:52 pm »
The key to beating oblivion easily is to take more or less useless skills you'll never need as major skills. That way you can max the shit out of everything while enemies stay low level.
Thats... I never thought of that.

Name a Bethesda game, and I'll tell you how to break it and totally wreck everything.
I'll say morrowind. A rule though, it's gotta be something that isn't common knowledge.

YOu can beat it in about five minutes with some luck, by using little more than the "flying" spell and some potions. It's not worth learning ways to abuse it.
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Re: Game Discussion
« Reply #1277 on: October 08, 2016, 10:50:13 pm »
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« Reply #1278 on: October 08, 2016, 10:57:41 pm »
Because then it's the Phorse, which is the wrong franchise?
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« Reply #1279 on: October 08, 2016, 11:27:57 pm »
I knew about the levitation morrowind thing, BUT speaking of beating morrowind, a friend of mine beat it by accident. She claims she has no idea how, but she was wandering around on red mountain, went through a large dwemer ruin and cave whose entrance was a volcano, and then "some blue lady appeared and a cutscene played." She was so confused about it, she never played morrowind again.

Why havn't I played Sid Meiers Pirates before? How the hell did this gem of a game escape my attention? You spot a french ship with the tag "military payroll" and think "oh bitch baby, you aren't gonna make it to port." You slide up to them, giggling like an idiot, and engage only to hammer the ship with too many cannon balls and not enough grapeshot sinking that sweet sweet payroll to the bottom of the ocean. Then you take out your disappointment on a french convoy and rake in a massive paycheck from that.
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« Reply #1280 on: October 09, 2016, 12:07:59 am »
Because then it's the Phorse, which is the wrong franchise?

That, and stunning it while you're riding it breaks all the things.

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« Reply #1281 on: October 09, 2016, 12:26:33 am »
I knew about the levitation morrowind thing, BUT speaking of beating morrowind, a friend of mine beat it by accident. She claims she has no idea how, but she was wandering around on red mountain, went through a large dwemer ruin and cave whose entrance was a volcano, and then "some blue lady appeared and a cutscene played." She was so confused about it, she never played morrowind again.

Why havn't I played Sid Meiers Pirates before? How the hell did this gem of a game escape my attention? You spot a french ship with the tag "military payroll" and think "oh bitch baby, you aren't gonna make it to port." You slide up to them, giggling like an idiot, and engage only to hammer the ship with too many cannon balls and not enough grapeshot sinking that sweet sweet payroll to the bottom of the ocean. Then you take out your disappointment on a french convoy and rake in a massive paycheck from that.

Oh man, if you wanna talk about broken difficulty scaling, let's talk Pirates!

If you like that though, I suggest you check out Carribean: Blood and Gold. Kinda what happens if you bash that and Kenshi together.
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« Reply #1282 on: October 09, 2016, 01:55:13 am »
I actually have blood and gold. It's a decent game. I had it back when it was just called "Caribbean!" Actually, that was before they ditched Caribbean! and made an entirely new thing out of it. I got blood and gold free because I had Caribbean.
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« Reply #1283 on: October 09, 2016, 06:20:54 am »
That's how I got mine too. Gotta have them awkward pixel boobs and shit.
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« Reply #1284 on: October 09, 2016, 02:40:06 pm »
That's how I got mine too. Gotta have them awkward pixel boobs and shit.
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« Reply #1285 on: October 10, 2016, 10:26:34 pm »
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« Reply #1286 on: October 11, 2016, 02:11:22 am »
Just discovered something that I feel is cheesedick as fuck. (overpowered)

At some point, they changed it so that you cannot use standard batteries to recharge a vehicle battery. I was irritated in the extreme at first because I believed it would make vehicle system built turrets impossible, until I realized how easy it is to build a battery charging excersize bike. So I attached a second frame to my kitchen along with several batteries, a car alternator, a bike saddle, and a set of foot pedals (no wheels, it's meant to be stationary.) To my delight, in the space of 20 tics I managed to put a 2% charge on the bike. Then, on a whim, I decided to make a serving of bone broth with my now powered kitchen unit without releasing control of the bike. In the time it took to make the broth, I managed to put another 25% into the battery at the same time as making the broth.

Side note, vehicular turrets will never fire at you making them superior to normal turrets. Just have to keep them charged.
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Re: Game Discussion
« Reply #1287 on: October 11, 2016, 01:37:02 pm »
Exercise bikes have been around for a while, yes. But now they're actually potentially useful. o3o

Maybe test whether putting the smallest available size of battery on will make it easier to charge other vehicles with jumper cables?

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« Reply #1288 on: October 11, 2016, 01:41:04 pm »
Haven't fucked around with vehicles in some time trying to make combat oriented characters, and the one time I went full stealth character (alexis nightstalker) I am ganged raped to death in the cities...

So in short, put some pedals in the diver seat of your deathmobile.
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Re: Game Discussion
« Reply #1289 on: October 11, 2016, 11:30:29 pm »
Good luck pedaling around your deathmobile, Flintstones-style.

Also...H-Doom provokes an idea from me. Imagine if there was a Hexen version. :V

 

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