Wat. Urist McDwarf made Shaftflattery, a soap breastplate!
...Send help, I am dying.
Thats gotta be a bug, screenshot maybe so we can see the gloriously clean creation? Such a fine piece of plate work is sure to keep the dwarves defended from all sorts of nasty things, Such as sweaty arm pits, dirty faces, and swamp ass.
The fort has fallen since then, and tip: Don't have a dwarf running around in soap armor in Masterwork. Soap is apparently flammable and dragons will set it on fire. I don't even.