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Nab the blankets, make a hobo bundle at the butt end of the spear, and go back out.
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Uh, okay... You shove your fist deeper into it's mouth, while attempting to chop off it's arm.
(D6=3)
You cut the arm enough where it's useless to her, you yank on it's tongue, but it's too slimy.
Andrew:
You find:
(D10=8 D4=3)
A "Crafts" tool-kit, containing some basic tools like a wrench, screw drivers of all kinds, a flashlight, some duct tape, and some bolts, nuts, and nails
An air pump
three two-by-fours
2 un-rusted pipes
and an air valve.
Doland:
You head out, you see what seems to be a group of Bad Muthas, what do you do?
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CHARGE! GOD WILLS IT!
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Andrew has an amazing idea involving how increasing the pressure of a canister to a certain level should cause it to explode violently. He begins to rig together an air canister bomb if at all possible, He takes the Tool-kit and uses that to help, he also boards up the garage a bit more with the two by fours.
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Medan rolls out of bed, and onto his feet. He was in his home, as he usually was, enjoying the morning light filtering in from the spaces in the boarded up window. He stands in his room for a long while, watching dust motes float in and out of the golden beams of light. Their dance hypnotizes Medan for a bit, and he pulls himself out of it to get dressed.

Wearing his usual attire, he walks outside and greets the day with gusto, and then goes about checking his animal traps.

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Candle didn't actually wake up for a while; he was in a bit of a stupor as he awoke, gas mask and jacket still on, curled up on the floor of his shack. Another lovely day in paradise, eh? Stretching out and giving a silent yawn, Candle decides to open up the door to his shack and inspect his surroundings.
Area Record 1782:
Date: 08/29/██

Event: An elderly human feeding itself to a group of kakapo. Did not express pain, appeared ambivalent.

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??:
You attempt to chop off it's head!
(D6=6)
You chop it clean off!
Medan: Go go to check your traps, dead leaves crunching beneath your feet, you find in your traps:
D8=4 D4=4
You find a fox, two rabbits and a squirrel.
Candle:
You look outside your small shed, you see a small convenience store, a few houses, and a pharmacy.
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?? butchers its corpse and eats it raw, then proceeds left to 'Hometown'.

(Three ?s in a row make a ??? face, so I just use two ?s.)
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"Pharmacy.....or store....hmmmm..." Candle wonders aloud, looking at the two buildings with equal interest. "Meh, let's check out the store first." He decides, making his way there.
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??:
You attempt to chop off it's head!
(D6=6)
You chop it clean off!
Medan: Go go to check your traps, dead leaves crunching beneath your feet, you find in your traps:
D8=4 D4=4
You find a fox, two rabbits and a squirrel.
Candle:
You look outside your small shed, you see a small convenience store, a few houses, and a pharmacy.
(What about my action?)
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Medan gathers up the animals in his arms, and enters his home to skin and harvest their meat. He pulls out his pocket knife, and starts cutting away at the fox's belly.

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Donald:
You charge at the Bad Muthas,
(D6=6!!!)
You impale one of them, he screams in pain, you push him off of your spear.

Bad Mutha Leader- Condition: Fine- Weapon: Makeshift "Do-It Yourself" Pneumatic Dart Gun
Bad Mutha- Condition: Fine- Weapon: Hunting Knife
Bad Mutha- Condition: Entrails falling out, dying- Weapon: Large makeshift blade
Andrew:
You board up the garage you are in, you make: A "Deadly Air" Air bomb.

Candle:
You walk into the convenience store, there are tipped over shelves, broken glass, and florescent lights broken on the floor. You look for anything of use:
(D12=4 D6=4)
A can of "777" Sardines
A bottle of "Aqua Pur" Purified water
A bag of "Meaty Moo" Jerky
A bag of "Nice" Brand granola bar
??:
You butcher and eat the meat raw, Why would you do, that I don't know. You might catch something. You head over to Hometown
Medan:
You cut up the fox, you get a medium sized pelt, two pieces of small meat, and some offal.
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Candle shoves the items into his pack, humming under his breath. "And now for that pharmacy....."
Area Record 1782:
Date: 08/29/██

Event: An elderly human feeding itself to a group of kakapo. Did not express pain, appeared ambivalent.

 

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