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Author Topic: Blood And Glory [Qualifying Round!] [Always Open]  (Read 2091 times)

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Re: Blood And Glory [Qualifying Round!] [Always Open]
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2015, 07:21:36 am »
"Nice work.Fatty." says Breaker silently,as he waits for combatant #2 to start strangling him,so he can punch him in the ... well... balls...
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Re: Blood And Glory [Qualifying Round!] [Always Open]
« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2015, 03:30:13 pm »
THE GRILL (why did i choose this name) rolls backwards onto his feet, then charges at #3, aiming to tackle her to the ground and grab the tire iron.   If he's successful, he smacks her in the face with it, if not, he just tries to punch her.
or y'know he just fails completely and gets hit in the face

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Re: Blood And Glory [Qualifying Round!] [Always Open]
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2015, 04:24:12 pm »
Buckets gets in a brawling stance, if he punches he dodges and tries to trip Number Two. If he kicks he grabs the leg and tries to either break it or dislocate it. When/if Number Two's knocked down he attempts to stomp his head into a soup-like pulp
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Re: Blood And Glory [Qualifying Round!] [Always Open]
« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2015, 01:51:03 am »
(OH GOD HOMECOMING GAME MARCHING BAND FOR LIKE FIVE HOURS I'M DYING UPDATES TOMORROW BLUH)
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Re: Blood And Glory [Qualifying Round!] [Always Open]
« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2015, 02:19:36 am »
Breaker
For some odd reason, you....wait for him to start strangling you? The audience seems confused as you sit there, casually waiting. Once you have indeed deduced that he's choking you, your vision blurring slightly and your throat aching badly, you bring your fist up and attempt to slam it downwards into the man's genitals.

[Success!] An awful noise serves as the punctuation to your knuckles meeting his manhood, and the big guy's face turns green as he barrels off you, howling! Some of the audience members laugh as he rolls around on the floor, seemingly vulnerable for the time being!

THE GRILL
You screech your mighty grill battle cry, hurtling forward like the fearsome piece of cookery you are! The woman regards you calmly as you approach, waiting with her newfound weapon. She's covered in scars, and you take it this isn't her first fight. Best to be careful around this one, maybe.

[Stalemate!] You hurtle into the scarred woman, tackling her to the floor and knocking her onto her back! Though you arms grapple for the tire iron, she twists and squirms to successfully keep it out of your reach. Raising it above her head, she brings it back down, slapping you across the face with it! You feel a bit of blood leaking from your mouth, but you've got the advantage, sort of, seeing as how she's more or less immobilized.

Buckets
You lower yourself into a brawling stance, ready for the strange man's next move. He doesn't look mad, or murderous, or much of anything. Doped up by the slavers, maybe? Whatever the case, his move does eventually come. The wiry man kicks off his back foot, his right arcing into the air, on a collision course with your gut!

[Failure!] His foot slams into your midsection, knocking the wind out of your lungs and sending you on your back. You struggle not to throw up from the surprisingly powerful blow, retching for a moment before coming to your sense. Curiously, he's not attacking you while you're down. He's standing above you, in the same fighting position, waiting for you to stand up.

Another showman, seemingly. No entertainment in kicking the life out of a downed man before the battle's really begun.
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Re: Blood And Glory [Qualifying Round!] [Always Open]
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2015, 02:57:38 am »
The Breaker starts hyperventilating for air,as he says ''You see what happens when you are fighting with the-'' he stops,and screams at the top of his lungs''THE MOTHEFÚCKING BREAKER OF -''he stops and waits for the public to say ''bones''.While he waits for them,he jumps at the combatant#2 and tries to hit him with his elbow somewhere in the stomach.
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Re: Blood And Glory [Qualifying Round!] [Always Open]
« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2015, 01:43:10 pm »
(Ahem.....so, if other people kill it by not posting, it's not my fault, right?)
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Re: Blood And Glory [Qualifying Round!] [Always Open]
« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2015, 10:03:01 pm »
((No, it's not))
Buckets attempts to get back up. If he does so he starts to circle Number Two, in a defensive stance. He's prepped to parry, dodge, and trip.
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Re: Blood And Glory [Qualifying Round!] [Always Open]
« Reply #23 on: September 21, 2015, 12:33:17 am »
(This is a nice RP,it would be awful if it gets kil.)
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Re: Blood And Glory [Qualifying Round!] [Always Open]
« Reply #24 on: September 23, 2015, 07:05:22 pm »
Sorta kinda come to my attention that this would work a lot better as a chat thing. Anyone else okay with this?
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Re: Blood And Glory [Qualifying Round!] [Always Open]
« Reply #25 on: September 24, 2015, 07:26:28 am »
Yep.If you make it on chat,please,not skype,but Discord!
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Re: Blood And Glory [Qualifying Round!] [Always Open]
« Reply #26 on: September 24, 2015, 08:49:41 am »
I'd be down
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Re: Blood And Glory [Qualifying Round!] [Always Open]
« Reply #27 on: November 21, 2015, 03:19:29 am »
[Forrest plz update]
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