Utterly Mad

Deliverance Co. Seba 3 Vs. The Crazies

Welcome to the Jungle by Guns and Roses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr8-E8may2Y
Chalk: You're move creep! [I JUSTIFYING SUCCESS!] [JUSTICE DOUBLED!] You aim your piece of justice and dispense some red hot justice for [3 JUSTICE!] Your justice-bullet flies out of the gun and his the goon right in his arm, causing him to dangle on the the rope!

Irving: You pull your gun and proceed to ice the f­ucker. [Good!] You actually have a decent shot lined up on him, you pull the trigger and deal [Damage: 9]. You splatter his other arm into chunky salsa leaving behind enough muscle tissue and blood behind on the rope to grease it. The punk falls into the speeding dirt, goring him as he hits the ground, his entrails go flying up in their air like a macabre party favor. [GTA Level: Carl Johnson in the beginning of the game] You latch onto the rope and proceed to slide it down to the hood of the car... faster then intended though. You hit the hood and went tumbling over it, now you're grappling onto the hood ornament to not get sucked under the wheels!

Drake: You get up out of the passenger seat, past your CO, and past the bathroom that is sloshing with the sounds of splattering hitting the door. In the bedroom hidden under some clothes and used "Mathematical Curves" magazines rests and new minigun that can now be mounted to the ass-end of your car. You begin setting it up, resting the mount on the back window, tightening the screws into the window sill and clicking all the mini-gun latches into place. You then get a drum of ammo and begin reeling the belt of ammo into the gun.

Seb: Your fur blowing in the wind, that momentum and wind hitting your face. You almost feel like sticking your tongue out in enjoyment of all this chaos and speed! [Bad!] [Damage Reduction -5] While you can't get a good shot on the passenger, there's still enough 'umph' to kill him in one shot. [Damage 9] Sure enough, one good shot to kill any fragile man that just sits in the sidelines taunting. You can't even see the aftermath except for the scattered cracks in the windshield from where the bullet entered, and all the thick chunks of blood that covered the windshield.

Zaweri You get a tight grip on that wheel, and you get a +2 dodge bonus against melee attacks!

Ivan: Suddenly a god only you can see appears outside your window, he wears a Russian hat and whispers, "If you don't help out your team you might be knocking on Heaven's Door. But I will help you, by whispering the song to you." Heaven's Door: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr8-E8may2Y
Enemies Attack:

Muscle-Car Punks: The driver irritated by the bu­ll­shit he's been dealt tries to ram your car! RV's Dodge: [15], Muscle Car: [6] The car misses the RV and ends up swinging around to the RV's left side, due to Zaweri's complex manuvering of slamming on the brakes and accelerating you're able to get the Muscle Car behind you! Irving is still hanging onto the car, so if you were to spin up the minigun and to try and hit the car, there's a large chance you'd mince up Irving in the process.

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Enemies:

Muscle-Car Punks/Manned by: 3/Behind the RV/[MELTING: -3 HP per turn]
Health: [44/50]

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The RV:

Health: [135/135]
Armor: [65/65]

Weapons

1. Grappling hook, mounted on left of the RV's roof.

2. Browning Machine Gun, mounted right outside the RV's roof access.
[Ammo: 44/50]

3. Browning Machine Gun, mounted outside of the driver's window [Mounted by Ivan!]
[Ammo: 44/50]

4. Harpoon Gun, mounted on the passenger window. (Passenger window is on the right of the RV)

5. Minigun, is being setup by Drake.


Morale: High
Radio Station: None

Broke Caravan

"It wasn't really a cheat, it was more a pipe dream of ripping off a crappy casino infamous for ripping people off. Besides it was more his-", Joshua glanced in the rearview mirror to see Missy staring him down. "Hey Mordecai, can you hand me the cigarettes in the glove box." He rolled down the window as Mordecai handed him a lighter and the Red Hose Brand Cigarettes. "I think her name was Lizzy.... no, no, maybe Roxy? No wait that's the woman at the mechanics outpost.... AH! I remember, Brande, an interesting little lady. Said something about some weird cult trying to get her, I never really believed her. Too many weirdos out there, but I never heard of one worshiping a mutant." Outside it seems to get darker. "So Jove, how much farther until we get to this lab you were talking about?"