http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/dawn/world_ceres/We can vote on what the strange shiny lights on Ceres are!
I voted other. I believe the shiny lights to be the leftover cum from Ceres's bukkake session.
In all seriousness though, I voted ice.
Ceres has ice water in its mantle, and I think meteors crashed onto the surface and revealed said ice.
In other news, I have 6 boorish and only 5 dapper for some reason. I think I deserve that after all the weird porn I keep linking in steam chatrooms.
