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Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
« Reply #900 on: May 21, 2015, 11:05:54 pm »
I thought Kojima left by his own volition?
From what I heard they had unofficially "fired" him a while before he left. They stopped putting his name on new products, started cutting internet and email access to his office periodically, and basically did a lot of stuff that practically put him out of business. Him leaving was just making the whole thing official.
Jeez.

Like... I dunno what they're expecting. Like, what else does Konami put out now? The only thing I can think of is MGS and Silent Hill...
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Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
« Reply #901 on: May 22, 2015, 01:05:12 am »
Konami doesn't have a good goddamn thing on the horizon besides MGSV because they've gone and alienated all their good talent.  It's why we're seeing Bloodstained Ritual of the Night from Igarashi on Kickstarter because Crapnami doesn't think people like Metroidvania style games anymore since the only Castlevania games they've released recently are God of War wannabes (besides that 3DS game which was actually kinda okay). 

Same story with the Rareware guys behind the original Banjo-Kazooie games and their Kickstarter project.  Big companies dump so much money into individual products to turn them into the quintessential summer blockbusters that even when a game like fuckin Alien:Isolation, a niche game by it's very concept and execution, sells 2 million copies, it's considered 'disappointing' because it didn't make them ALL the money. 

Gotta keep running your company based solely on focused testing groups consisting entirely of teenagers who only give a fuck about Call of Dicksuck or other all-flash no substance tripe.  Key to success according to Craptivision. 
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Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
« Reply #902 on: May 22, 2015, 10:38:41 pm »
Sorry I haven't posted much, on vacation.
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Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
« Reply #903 on: May 23, 2015, 09:00:08 am »
Maybe people will be able to catch up to your postcount while you're away
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Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
« Reply #904 on: May 23, 2015, 10:13:39 am »
It's looking like Ireland has voted Yes to same sex marriage (the vote was last night, the counting this morning), which is great considering Ireland used to be such a Conservative-Catholic Country.

And IF there is a God, It must approve as it's currently probably the nicest day of the year so far (in terms of weather), as opposed to earning God's wrath with earthquakes and storms and what not. Unless the plan is to fry us alive...
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Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
« Reply #905 on: May 23, 2015, 11:29:52 am »
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« Reply #906 on: May 23, 2015, 12:42:53 pm »
That's great news! Kudos to Ireland. Hopefully this will help convince the rest of the world to follow their decision.

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« Reply #907 on: May 23, 2015, 03:44:44 pm »
Konami doesn't have a good goddamn thing on the horizon besides MGSV because they've gone and alienated all their good talent.  It's why we're seeing Bloodstained Ritual of the Night from Igarashi on Kickstarter because Crapnami doesn't think people like Metroidvania style games anymore since the only Castlevania games they've released recently are God of War wannabes (besides that 3DS game which was actually kinda okay). 

Same story with the Rareware guys behind the original Banjo-Kazooie games and their Kickstarter project.  Big companies dump so much money into individual products to turn them into the quintessential summer blockbusters that even when a game like ****in Alien:Isolation, a niche game by it's very concept and execution, sells 2 million copies, it's considered 'disappointing' because it didn't make them ALL the money. 

Gotta keep running your company based solely on focused testing groups consisting entirely of teenagers who only give a **** about Call of Dicksuck or other all-flash no substance tripe.  Key to success according to Craptivision.


Well Konami is making Slot Machines now, so expect MGS IV: THE PHANTOM SLOTS or Silent Hills: Spins... OR MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: CASTLEVANIAVILLE: DRACULAS CURSE! Their CEO has gone off his rocker and decided that slot machines are the fucking future, so MEWHHHHHHHH

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Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
« Reply #908 on: May 23, 2015, 05:16:34 pm »
Oh joy, I wonder if I will be able to see those in Vegas soon. Next to those Star Trek, Ghostbusters, Ellen, and Avatar slot machines.

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« Reply #909 on: May 23, 2015, 05:31:38 pm »
I've spent an incredibly long time researching the Sikh faith today.

So after ****ing up my application to the only well paying job around here, which effectively made it impossible to move out, and I said I'd need a miracle for it to happen, that exact thing actually happened today.

There's this thing where I live, can't exactly remember the name but it's basically where they sell you a house for £1 ($1.55 currently) and you then get a £30,000 grant ($46,471.50 currently) to fix the house up, the work is all done for you so it's not like you need to know anything about refurbishing houses. There's only 150 of these houses and it's basically impossible to find a house in the UK now so quite a few people will be trying to get one, but in the chance I do get it I'll be able to move out.

Now the reason I've been researching the Sikh faith is because it's in an area heavily populated with those of Sikh and Muslim faith, and having Muslim family I already understand a fair bit about the faith, but very little about Sikhs and if I'm going to live in an area where most people will be one of those two faiths then it's only polite that I know a reasonable amount about their faith. Plus I've always liked Sikhs, it's one of the very few religions I have unquestionable respect for and one of the few religions that doesn't have a questionable doctrine or history.

The only issues are that it's in a nice part of one of the roughest parts of my city, and arguably one of the roughest parts of the entire country. So the immediate area of where I'm living is reasonably nice but the area around it means I'm likely to get ****ing stabbed, although given the amount of Sikhs in the area I generally feel pretty safe, since there's pretty much no safer place to live than surrounded by Sikhs. Also if I do get the house I have to sign a contract saying that I can't sell the house for 5 years and have to have it as my main residence, so I can't move out from there for 5 years.
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Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
« Reply #910 on: May 23, 2015, 11:45:57 pm »
Wear chain mail. You're in England, shouldn't be too hard to find some crazy reenactment you can get some from. Jk, I guess dont look stab able? Also, if you get that, even a bad house is better than nothing, and then you get a house, which cuts a lot out of expenses for college and such to already have one.
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Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
« Reply #911 on: May 24, 2015, 12:58:52 am »
Five years is a long time to live in a bad place. I'm from a pretty nice neighborhood, and I like it that way, so I personally would try to find some other place of residence where leaving the neighborhood doesn't mean a shiv in the ribs. Maybe find a roommate who lives in a nicer part of town?

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Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
« Reply #912 on: May 24, 2015, 02:34:45 am »
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Is it Birmingham? Sounds like it. You know that no-go zone for non-Muslims, with religious police that will attack you? I saw it on Fox News it must be true
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Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
« Reply #913 on: May 24, 2015, 02:39:42 am »
England!
We have bad weather and getting stabbed on our side, what do you have.

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Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
« Reply #914 on: May 24, 2015, 06:27:48 am »
England!
We have bad weather and getting stabbed on our side, what do you have.
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