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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3540 on: October 17, 2016, 01:07:40 am »
my fetish is hugs, but not sexually you fucking deviants.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3541 on: October 17, 2016, 01:26:30 am »
Oh boy, it started...
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3542 on: October 17, 2016, 01:30:28 am »
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3543 on: October 17, 2016, 02:14:22 am »
I was watching the best friends, one of their recent "shitstorm of scariness" episodes, and the game they are playing is "medusa's labyrinth." Matt mentions briefly the myth of medusa and how she was turned into a monster for being vain and proud of her beauty.

No. That's not how it went down. Nothing against the best friends, more against the political correcting of this old story. Here's what actually happened, in a nutshell.

Medusa was a priestess of Athena. She was very beautiful, and everyone desired her but like all priestesses of Athena, she was under an oath of celibacy. One day, Poseidon looked down at Medusa in Athena's temple and decided he needed to get his dick wet, whether she wanted to or not and Medusa's oath to Athena be damned. So Poseidon went down to the temple of Athena and raped her, basically on Athena's altar. Then Athena cursed her to become a monster because "Oh Poseidon. Gods will be gods I guess, and gods are above reproach!"

TL:DR, Medusa was turned into a monster for the crime of being raped by Poseidon. 
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3544 on: October 17, 2016, 02:18:52 am »
One of the few time it wasn't Zeus's urges that made shit bad.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3545 on: October 17, 2016, 02:37:31 am »
TL;DR version of Greek mythology:
Everyone: No don't put your dick in it!
Some god (usually Zeus): Imma put my dick in it tho.
[Some terrible consequences from dick put inning]
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3546 on: October 17, 2016, 03:24:57 am »
And don't forget the baby-eating. :V
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3547 on: October 17, 2016, 08:20:12 am »
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I wanna go to England and say "why you all speaking american?", "where is the Eiffel tower", "Why does this coffee taste funny?" and the like.
Them's fighting words they is
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3548 on: October 17, 2016, 10:37:13 am »
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I wanna go to England and say "why you all speaking american?", "where is the Eiffel tower", "Why does this coffee taste funny?" and the like.
Them's fighting words they is
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3549 on: October 17, 2016, 11:35:45 am »
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I wanna go to England and say "why you all speaking american?", "where is the Eiffel tower", "Why does this coffee taste funny?" and the like.
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To poor to travel and do my shenanigans...
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3550 on: October 17, 2016, 12:27:13 pm »
Eh, even just traveling out of state is a hassle. ;w;
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3551 on: October 17, 2016, 12:34:45 pm »
Fuck that, even between cities, Texas is so big it takes a long time and gasoline to get anywhere...
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3552 on: October 17, 2016, 12:36:08 pm »
So I'm about to upgrade to either 200Mbps down 12Mbps up or 100Mbps down 6Mbps Internet. Unsure about which to go with but probably the former since it's only £8 more.
I can download so much porn.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3553 on: October 17, 2016, 01:03:17 pm »
Quote from: Noctifer on October 17, 2016, 12:34:45 pm
Fuck that, even between cities, Texas is so big it takes a long time and gasoline to get anywhere...

Yes, exactly this. It doesn't help that the only cities worth visiting are all lightyears away. :V

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So I'm about to upgrade to either 200Mbps down 12Mbps up or 100Mbps down 6Mbps Internet. Unsure about which to go with but probably the former since it's only £8 more.
I can download so much porn.

Glorious envy ensues. Might be getting cable put in here later this month, to go from a whopping 10 mbps (and a fucking monthly bandwidth cap), to unlimited 100 mbps. ;w;
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3554 on: October 17, 2016, 01:09:13 pm »
I have no idea what I currently have and my potato of a laptop can't run a speed test.
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