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Re: Apeshit True Stories
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2015, 10:46:44 am »
My fingernails are so tough I can't chew through them. They also sharpen themselves, so one time I scratched a guy and laid open his whole back. It would have been awesome if it had left a scar.
he is a duck, i am a batman villain.
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