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Re: Battletech Thread
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2015, 05:30:19 pm »
It was a joke Peri.

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« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2015, 12:38:14 am »
31: There is more to hand to hand combat than the "My god what is that" tactic.
32: Kai Allard-Liao is not your Waifu
33: Land-Air Mechs do not make transformer sounds
34: TSM is not going Super Sayan
35: Elemental Duck Duck Goose is not a valid training tactic.
36: Niether is leap frog
37: Outreach is not a wretched hive
38: Clanners do not "just need a hug"
39: Especially if you are both in mechs at the time.
40: No more Michael Jackson dance routines in Commandos.
41: That fancy car did not have the sausage king of Tharkad in it, stop grieving
42: Pornographic imagery is not appropriate warpaint.
43: Atlas's do not have a weak spot on the back of the neck
44: Battle Armor is not appropriate wedding wear.
45: The PPC is not an actual MechWarrior drink.
46: You cannot carry more ammo than your average garrison ever again. We are still finding pieces of that MadCat.
47: You are not the chosen one
48: Imps do not shoot fireballs without modification.
49: Honor is just a word
50: Never talk about the incedent with the Blood Asp, A massive Bikini, and the Drunk Cappellan.
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Re: Battletech Thread
« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2015, 09:08:51 am »
38: Clanners do not "just need a hug"
Yes we do, being so superior is tough.
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Re: Battletech Thread
« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2015, 10:13:58 am »
51: There is no such thing as a Marik Mating Dance
52: Mechs do not explode when dickshot
53: You are not a Mobile Suit Pilot
54: Duck tape is not the Techs wife
55: The Crab is not a Spy.
56: No putting guys you dont like in Spiders
57: No longer allowed access to C3 Center
58: Cannot have any gun bigger than a Locust.
59: Chainsaws are not practical melee weapons
60: No one is your soulmate.
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Re: Battletech Thread
« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2015, 10:20:11 am »
60.1 Especially not if it's a mech
he is a duck, i am a batman villain.
Stop digging up the horse's corpse for a new round of beatings.

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Re: Battletech Thread
« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2015, 10:30:10 am »
61: Yes Protomechs look pretty ugly. No, that doesnt excuse punting then like footballs
62: Chargers are not Ninja Atlas's
63: No, the Komodo is not a walking laser rave
64: No more Armless Atlas's
65: No, tentacle monsters are not native to the Draconis Combine.

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Re: Battletech Thread
« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2015, 11:15:54 am »
Most Protomechs looks like bad monsters from 60s movies.
I still love them though, swarm tactics are the best.
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Re: Battletech Thread
« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2015, 03:52:26 pm »
66: The proper response to an infantry attack is not "BARBEQUE!"
67: Patrick Kell did not die for your sins
68: Quoting Sun Tzu going into battle is ok. Quoting Sun-Hwa Kwon is not
69: Flipping off a Daishi is a bad move
70: Any plan involving the word " Freon " is vetoed
71: Clanners do not have Bright Green facial Tattoos
72: A Stinger is not a good present for a 8 year old
73: MadCats are not created when a Catapult and a Marauder love eachother very much
74: No more pulling Crazy Ivans in Assault mechs
75: Elementals are not Fairies.
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Re: Battletech Thread
« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2015, 05:18:23 pm »
66: The proper response to an infantry attack is not "BARBEQUE!"
71: Clanners do not have Bright Green facial Tattoos
73: MadCats are not created when a Catapult and a Marauder love eachother very much
75: Elementals are not Fairies.
I think you'll find all of these are incorrect.
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Re: Battletech Thread
« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2015, 01:47:28 pm »
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Re: Battletech Thread
« Reply #25 on: May 26, 2015, 10:45:18 pm »

"Cappellan Ingenuity: The ability to lose battles to Davion forces in new and implausible ways"



We should play a game. Rejected clan names! Like, you know how all clans are named after an animal, so here we go. I am copying this from the Battletech forums directly.

Clan Incontinent Gorilla- A name come up with apparently by Andery Kerensky, during the initial trials for a spot in the 800. While watching a large scale battle, Andery noticed a group of warriors, who rushed their opponents and unleashed a furious barrage of physical attacks, including instances of attempting to twist and enemy battlemech's head off, kicking a leg clean off a mech and pummeling that very mech about the head and torso with it, numerous Death From Above attacks with varying success, and in one case what appeared to be a German Suplex applied to a Wasp by a Black Knight. Knowing that such "dishonorable" tactics would essentially remove them from consideration, Andery suggested to Nicolas he relent and place these warriors in a clan called Clan Incontinent Gorilla. When asked why that name, Andery is said have responded, "Because they are going (expletive deleted) on everyone out there."

76: No more discussion on a gun that shoots Urbanmechs.
77: No more discussion on the topic of Mech Buttsecks.
78: Jade Falcons only fall for the Candygram once.
79: Flamers are not good cigarette lighters, and it is mean to tell the noobies that they are.
80: Do NOT talk about Clan Wolverine.
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Re: Battletech Thread
« Reply #26 on: June 27, 2015, 04:19:09 pm »
A citizen of the Inner Sphere may ask, "What did the Clans ever do for us?" "Well," a citizen of the Barrens might answer, "the sanitation, the medicine, education, viniculture, public order, irrigation, roads, the freshwater system, public health, oh and peace."

"In a one-on-one battle with another heavy Battle Mech - assuming equally skilled Mechwarriors - conventional wisdom is that the Black Knight will always triumph."

Found some python references in some battletech sourcebooks.
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Re: Battletech Thread
« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2015, 02:08:24 am »

Lorknis has the Shitiest luck in our MegaMek games.
He has yet to beat me, despite out tonnaging and outnumbering me once, because i keep getting miracle crits.
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Re: Battletech Thread
« Reply #28 on: June 29, 2015, 03:41:15 pm »
You beat SiegeLion like a red headed step child in front of the rest of your men. (+8 Influence)
There are random events like this in the Btech campaign.
this just happened.
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Re: Battletech Thread
« Reply #29 on: July 01, 2015, 12:29:53 pm »
Why would you do that to me, what did I do wrong?!
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