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« Reply #30 on: March 09, 2015, 11:51:07 pm »
Burning books? You know...a tree died for you.
 You know who else burned books? That's right, Hitler.

(Not to say you're Hitler. )
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« Reply #31 on: March 09, 2015, 11:53:55 pm »
i can speak from experience, that burning holy texts, even if pragmatic or accidental, is a BAD idea.
Now that's a story I want to hear.
ok, so we all have that one friend who is a complete and utter Dick. if you dont have that friend, then you probably are that friend. so, i was at a buddies house, and he was that friend. nice enough to me, but a poor decision maker and incredibly smooth talker. anyway, he was from a catholic family, hated it, and decided to burn his families bible while i was there. just pitched it in the oven. Im still amazed that the house didnt go up. anyway, his parents come home after being gone for a grand total of 10 minutes, in whcih time he burned it, and oh my god, the holy slam could be heard from space. his parents told me tojust left. no point in being there, as this was going to be a shitstorm (they believed me when i said i had nothing to do with it. im not nearly as much of an ass in person.). needless to say, he got the punishing of a lifetime.  straight to school and back, no contact with the outside world whatsoever, and a ton of other shit i could never get out of him. bad idea my friend.
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« Reply #32 on: March 09, 2015, 11:55:02 pm »
You know who else burned books? Every major religion and and nation.

Though Hitler was a pretty good public speaker and I took some pointers from him.

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« Reply #33 on: March 09, 2015, 11:59:39 pm »
as much as Hitler was a dick, like you said, a wonderful public speaker. he managed to get an entire nation to back him almost 100%.
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« Reply #34 on: March 10, 2015, 12:41:20 am »
My family is not really religious. I believe there is spirits and stuff, but I don't really believe there is a god. Honestly I mostly just don't care, believe what you want. My old neighbors would always try to get me to their damn mormon church, eeech.
There were 2 chances where I got a small pocket bible for free. I tried to read it and found it a real boring read and quit. From what I have heard it's a good story but I find it dry then again I only read at least the first 10 pages.

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« Reply #35 on: March 10, 2015, 12:43:15 am »
I've read the entire bible, page for page, 3 times now. You're not missing much though I found the story where Lot's daughters rape him while he's drunk kinda hot though.
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« Reply #36 on: March 10, 2015, 12:46:42 am »
I've read the entire bible, page for page, 3 times now. You're not missing much though I found the story where Lot's daughters rape him while he's drunk kinda hot though.
Lorknis, the man of every possible fetish. I remember the geth mate. that is why i dont skype at 4am anymore.
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« Reply #37 on: March 10, 2015, 12:48:12 am »
Ah but Peri-kun we have to do that again sometime. Many lols were had that day.
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« Reply #38 on: March 10, 2015, 12:49:31 am »
I found the story where Lot's daughters rape him while he's drunk kinda hot though.
I agree. It's really kinky.

It is entirely possible to fap to it.

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« Reply #39 on: March 10, 2015, 12:51:16 am »
I found the story where Lot's daughters rape him while he's drunk kinda hot though.
I agree. It's really kinky.

Indeed, even if I prefer Loli there are certain bible stories that are hot.
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« Reply #40 on: March 10, 2015, 12:51:32 am »
Ah but Peri-kun we have to do that again sometime. Many lols were had that day.
i look over what i nightpost everymorning, and im STILL wondering how i found that much in that short of a time. also, looking at my search history in the morning is always fun, ranging from "MechWarrior 2 mercs music bugs" to "if i put an urbanmech on top of another urbanmech, would that count as one mech in Solarus"

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« Reply #41 on: March 10, 2015, 12:54:47 am »
I'm actually pretty sure it may count a Solarus...

Now for something Controversial... Incest is ok as long as they're not brother/sister.
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« Reply #42 on: March 10, 2015, 01:03:54 am »
Now for something Controversial... Incest is ok as long as they're not brother/sister.
Agreed.
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« Reply #43 on: March 10, 2015, 01:41:18 am »
Now for something Controversial... Incest is ok as long as they're not brother/sister.
Agreed.
No. Just no. It just squicks me out to a major degree.
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Re: Controversial Topics, BACK FROM THE DEEAD.
« Reply #44 on: March 10, 2015, 01:54:04 am »
Aahahahhaha pls no
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