Utterly Mad

It has arsenic.

I wish the Giant Cheese Monster was a real god, and not just a rip-off of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and wasn't just a figment of my Twin Suns RP character's imagination.

Granted. The Giant Cheese Monster is as real as any other god, and instead is a ripoff of Eris rather than the ripoff of the ripoff of Eris.

I wish my mount and blade troops were better at soaking up arrows.