Author Topic: Wish Corruption (Read 53353 times)

Bubbadoo · « **Reply #210 on:** October 24, 2015, 05:31:43 am »

Quote from: maxthethrax on October 24, 2015, 05:07:28 am

I wish I could become a necromancer.

Granted, the first person you raise from the dead is a zombie. The zombie eats you then causes a zombie apocalypse. Mostly everyone is dead, and civilization as we know it has collapsed.

Good Job.

Six · « **Reply #211 on:** October 25, 2015, 08:17:54 am »

I wish I had lots of Pugs

Bubbadoo · « **Reply #212 on:** October 25, 2015, 09:10:12 am »

Quote from: SiegeLion on October 25, 2015, 08:17:54 am

I wish I had lots of Pugs

Granted, they eat you out of house and home. The pugs are so cute that you have to give them any scraps of food you can find, and you die of starvation.

I wish I didn't keep forgetting to put a wish after corrupting one.

LionSiege · « **Reply #213 on:** October 25, 2015, 11:27:02 am »

Granted, but you put a wish after every post, and in the end you get banned because of SPAM.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Wheel-Son · « **Reply #214 on:** October 25, 2015, 11:59:07 am »

Granted, You can't break outside of water though. You are now aqua man. Nice job.

Zaweri Runewright · « **Reply #215 on:** November 02, 2015, 01:28:11 am »

Beep.
I wish to wish for a uncorruptible wish of happiness.

Six · « **Reply #216 on:** November 02, 2015, 01:34:32 am »

You try to wish for the uncorruptable wish of happiness.
Everyone but you is happy, you become incredibly depressed and commit suicide.

I wish I didn't trust people so easily.

Zaweri Runewright · « **Reply #217 on:** November 02, 2015, 01:36:39 am »

Granted. Now you are paranoid about everyone and panic and suicide.
I wish for a glob of sentient slime that I can order around to do anything. Yes, anything.

Six · « **Reply #218 on:** November 02, 2015, 01:42:38 am »

Granted, you have sex with the slime, it turns out to be acidic slime and you melt your dick off. It was totally worth it.

I wish I could create any object I wanted.

Zaweri Runewright · « **Reply #219 on:** November 02, 2015, 01:47:50 am »

Granted, you create a fleshlight and test it, you accidentally put glass shards in it and your dick is bleeding.
I wish i could turn invisible at will.

LionSiege · « **Reply #220 on:** November 02, 2015, 05:34:25 am »

Granted, but you then forget how to switch out of invisibility, and get depressed and commit suicide.
I wish I could not get depressed and commit suicide under any circumstances.

Zaweri Runewright · « **Reply #221 on:** November 02, 2015, 06:54:00 am »

Granted, a dinosaur eats you.
I wish Stalin had a Easy-Bake oven. (tsk-tsk, we need the 2 word story)

Six · « **Reply #222 on:** November 02, 2015, 01:33:09 pm »

Granted. Stalin has an Easy-Bake oven.

I wish I was super attractive.

LionSiege · « **Reply #223 on:** November 02, 2015, 01:35:39 pm »

Granted, but a fat neckbeard likes you and you get married and you die because he sits on you.
I wish I could stop time.

Zaweri Runewright · « **Reply #224 on:** November 02, 2015, 04:11:46 pm »

You stop time but realize you cant move, so you can't start the time again. Great job m8.
I wish I was good at school.

Utterly Mad

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