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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #420 on: September 26, 2016, 07:09:45 pm »
Grant, but then it breaks your house.

Referencing the glorious eyelash-of-wishing economy earlier, I wish for everyone else's eyelashes.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #421 on: September 26, 2016, 07:17:32 pm »
Granted.  You have so many eyelashes that you break the wish metre inside the eye genie.

I wish I had a bubble pipe.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #422 on: September 26, 2016, 08:18:54 pm »
Granted, your pipe is a bubble, it pops immediately.

I wish to have infinite money in my steam wallet and not get banned from steam.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #423 on: September 26, 2016, 08:41:41 pm »
Granted but you can't buy anything that is not 6 months old.

I wish to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #424 on: September 26, 2016, 09:08:38 pm »
Granted. It turns out they love it because it's full of crack, tasty, tasty, highly addictive crack. You spend the rest of your life doing whatever it takes to get more.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #425 on: September 26, 2016, 09:15:42 pm »
Granted but you cannot do anything else until it is done and it will take 3x as expected.

I wish for a watermelon.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #426 on: September 26, 2016, 09:17:55 pm »
That.. actually doesn't sound that bad.

Anyway, granted. Everything you touch turns into watermelons. Mushy, mostly rotten watermelons.

I wish I had a personal zeppelin. A helium zeppelin, to be specific.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #427 on: September 26, 2016, 09:22:13 pm »
Granted, but time-travellers shoot it down because they they assume zeppelins came back into style due to someone going back in time to kill Hitler.

I wish "travelling back in time to kill Hitler only makes the future suck more" would stop being a sci-fi cliche.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #428 on: September 26, 2016, 09:24:46 pm »
Granted but someone does go to the past to kill Hitler and it makes the future suck more.

I wish for a weaponized spatula.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #429 on: September 27, 2016, 11:13:58 am »
Granted. Here you go, the most useless weapon ever.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #430 on: September 27, 2016, 12:11:08 pm »
Granted but it is bugged as all hell.

I wish for self-replicating pizza.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #431 on: September 27, 2016, 01:34:28 pm »
Granted. In Soviet Russia, pizza eats you.

I wish "in Soviet Russia" jokes weren't such a tired joke. ;w;
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #432 on: September 27, 2016, 01:57:24 pm »
Granted but in capitalist america jokes shadow in soviet russia jokes.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #433 on: September 27, 2016, 02:41:18 pm »
I wish I didn't hate everyone anymore.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #434 on: September 27, 2016, 03:15:40 pm »
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I wish I didn't hate everyone anymore.

Granted. But in Capital America, everyone hates you!

I wish I had a pizza. :V
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