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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #525 on: September 30, 2016, 06:41:07 pm »
Granted, the other 10% is hideous.

I wish for one golden ticket.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #526 on: September 30, 2016, 10:20:02 pm »
Granted, it's a golden ticket to Auchswitz.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #527 on: October 01, 2016, 03:15:10 am »
Granted, but he dies from moon dust inhalation long begfore he makes anything other than shower curtains.

I wish for a bacon sandwich.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #528 on: October 01, 2016, 04:01:07 am »
Quote from: Mrnocamera on October 01, 2016, 03:15:10 am
Granted, but he dies from moon dust inhalation long begfore he makes anything other than shower curtains.

I wish for a bacon sandwich.

Granted, it's kosher. The ensuing paradox makes the world end.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #529 on: October 01, 2016, 11:50:01 am »
granted, you die instantly.

I'd like 40 cheeseburgers and a coke.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #530 on: October 01, 2016, 12:04:13 pm »
Granted, they are vegan "cheese"burgers and a diet coke.

I wish for IRL debug menu.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #531 on: October 01, 2016, 12:06:34 pm »
Granted, it's mostly useless though. You can damage yourself, but not much else.

I wish for 40 real meat burgers and a coke.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #532 on: October 01, 2016, 12:10:04 pm »
Granted, expired meat and coke out of gas and warm.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #533 on: October 01, 2016, 12:30:29 pm »
Granted, your invisible wish dooms us all once again. And thus I will eat you. :V

I wish I had a beef jerky burger and a diet dr. pepper.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #534 on: October 01, 2016, 12:33:58 pm »
Granted, its cold and the dr.pepper warm.

I wish I would not forget to leave the wish field blank.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #535 on: October 01, 2016, 12:43:37 pm »
Granted.   It overflows and DROWNS THE WHOLE WOOOORLD.

I wish I had a bottle of coke that never went warm, never spontaneously combusted, and never went flat.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #536 on: October 01, 2016, 12:46:26 pm »
Quote from: Mrnocamera on October 01, 2016, 12:43:37 pm
I wish I had a bottle of coke that never went warm, never spontaneously combusted, and never went flat.

Granted, but it's actually pepsi.

I wish my keyboard wasn't infested with typo imps. :V
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #537 on: October 01, 2016, 01:22:48 pm »
Granted, it now has the shittiest auto-correct ever.

I wish the lowest IQ in the world was 100.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #538 on: October 01, 2016, 02:43:37 pm »
Granted. Most of us now have the lowest IQ in the world.

I want a nice big pool for my sad-eyed girls.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #539 on: October 01, 2016, 02:53:16 pm »
Granted, its acid, they are dead.

I wish for pre-anti-everything-proffness-ish-bio-laser-sword.
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