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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #585 on: October 06, 2016, 02:12:57 pm »
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Finland is not a real place, it's a conspiracy.

Granted, you get eaten for making neither a wish nor a corruption. o3o

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Granted, a real place is now a real place. How thrilling.

I wish for one of those hotline Miami vinyls.

Granted, but it's made out of the other sort of vinyl, and thus is just a round piece of floppy fabric stuff.

I wish I had my own pet tank drone.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #586 on: October 06, 2016, 02:28:26 pm »
Granted, maintinance is too high and it dies.

I wish to know how to play necrofantasia in the electric guitar.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #587 on: October 06, 2016, 05:37:28 pm »
Granted.

I wish I had some coffee and energy
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #588 on: October 06, 2016, 06:28:54 pm »
Granted, you die from a heart attack.

I wish for a hotline miami record vinyl
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #589 on: October 06, 2016, 06:43:05 pm »
Granted. You have the largest piece of vinyl ever to be spray painted with the words "hotline Miami".

I wish I could have a nap.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #590 on: October 06, 2016, 07:43:56 pm »
Granted, you die in your sleep because you're an asshole.

I wish for one of these
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #591 on: October 06, 2016, 09:32:28 pm »
Granted, its made of cheap plastic.

I wish to Cheeki Breeki
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #592 on: October 06, 2016, 10:06:15 pm »
Granted, but then Duty tells you to get out of here, Stalker Bandit.

I wish I had the best gun ever.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #593 on: October 08, 2016, 04:40:26 pm »
Granted. It shoots peace and rainbows, and you quickly find you have no use for it.

I wish I had my own personal space ship.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #594 on: October 08, 2016, 04:57:55 pm »
Granted, but you don;t have the permits to fly it and won;t be able to get them until the 2145's space travel agreements.

I wish for a lethal plastic BB gun.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #595 on: October 08, 2016, 04:59:04 pm »
Granted. It operates at such a high pressure that the plastic housing explodes, killing you. Very lethal.

I wish for a bunch of duct tape.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #596 on: October 08, 2016, 05:26:42 pm »
Granted, it's evil sentient duct tape though, it convinces you to make a noose out of it and hang yourself.

I wish I had a giant chocolate bar.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #597 on: October 08, 2016, 06:25:57 pm »
Granted, but it's old-school unsweetened chocolate with chili spice and stuff.

I wish I had some fish and chips.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #598 on: October 08, 2016, 08:00:23 pm »
Granted, rotten sushi and fake poker chips to you it is.

I wish for a non-sentient/self-aware pet human.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #599 on: October 08, 2016, 09:10:46 pm »
Granted. You give birth to triplets that never age.

I wish for alive concert by a band of my choosing.
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