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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #600 on: October 08, 2016, 09:49:11 pm »
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I wish to for all my current and future electronics be faraday-caged.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #601 on: October 10, 2016, 08:21:20 am »
Granted, but since I don't know what that means, they just get a fancy brass cage put around them.
I wish for these two girls on the bus to shut the motherfucking fuck up about FNAF so I can fucking sleep.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #602 on: October 10, 2016, 01:37:56 pm »
Quote from: Perigrin on October 10, 2016, 08:21:20 am
Granted, but since I don't know what that means, they just get a fancy brass cage put around them.
I wish for these two girls on the bus to shut the motherfucking fuck up about FNAF so I can fucking sleep.
Granted,they now talk about Undertale.

I wish for a life size M&Ms bag.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #603 on: October 10, 2016, 07:43:17 pm »
Granted, however the M&Ms are sentient and they kill and eat you.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #604 on: October 10, 2016, 07:49:47 pm »
Quote from: Six on October 10, 2016, 07:43:17 pm
Granted, however the M&Ms are sentient and they kill and eat you.

I wish I was the greatest painter the world had ever seen.
Granted, no one hires you for over-qualification and end up working as a cashier in a local restaurant.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #605 on: October 26, 2016, 07:19:20 am »
No wish to corrupt D:

I wish for dimensional travel powers
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #606 on: October 26, 2016, 07:47:41 am »
Granted, you collide with another version of yourself and split apart into menger sponges.

I wish I could sleep.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #607 on: October 26, 2016, 09:11:25 am »
Granted, you die.

I wish for cobrastan to be a real country.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #608 on: October 26, 2016, 11:40:27 am »
Granted, it is then taken over by Cobra, and they take over the world because you didn't wish G.I. Joe was real.

I wish I had my own pet kobold. :V
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #609 on: October 26, 2016, 02:02:57 pm »
Granted.   He eats your face.

I wish for someone else to make a wish.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #610 on: October 26, 2016, 06:02:34 pm »
Granted, it's a shitty wish.

I wish for something shitty.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #611 on: October 26, 2016, 08:17:17 pm »
Granted, it's a Nickelback album.

I wish someone would make a clever wish.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #612 on: October 26, 2016, 09:02:55 pm »
Quote from: Random_Dragon on October 26, 2016, 08:17:17 pm
I wish someone would make a clever wish.
Granted, but it's only clever to the person who makes it, and you don't know when it will occur.

I wish I'd learned something new today.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #613 on: October 26, 2016, 09:58:42 pm »
Quote from: saltmummy626 on October 26, 2016, 09:02:55 pm
I wish I'd learned something new today.

Granted, you learned That Which Man Was Not Meant To Know.

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I wish I had a sanity-kosher copy of The Necronomicon.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #614 on: October 27, 2016, 01:36:15 pm »
Quote from: Random_Dragon on October 26, 2016, 09:58:42 pm
I wish I had a sanity-kosher copy of The Necronomicon.
Granted, but it's a two page pamphlet and contains no pertinent or useful information. Also, it's in chinese.

I wish the coffee at the conference this weekend won't be as shit as it usually is. (I don't have high hopes, as the rest of the conference is likely to be shit as well.)

Also I knew about the shoggoth stuff already, I guess it's new to someone though.
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