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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #150 on: March 23, 2015, 01:16:52 pm »
The apocalypse happens. It's not a fun apocalypse though, and the world and all of its inhabitants just boringly phase out from existence, with no pain or feeling or anything.

I wish isis got rekt
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« Reply #151 on: March 23, 2015, 02:11:02 pm »
ISIS get rekt and are viewed as Martyrs by the entire Eastern World who wage a bloody war on the intolerant West.

I wish Religions stopped being dicks to each other and those who don't follow their religion.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #152 on: March 23, 2015, 02:14:26 pm »
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ISIS get rekt and are viewed as Martyrs by the entire Eastern World who wage a bloody war on the intolerant West.

I wish Religions stopped being dicks to each other and those who don't follow their religion.
Granted, everyone except Muslims blow up.
I wish I was a mod ;-;
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« Reply #153 on: March 23, 2015, 03:53:21 pm »
You become a mod, everybody else becomes an admin

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« Reply #154 on: March 23, 2015, 03:59:48 pm »
You drown in the top hats.



I wish I could make ziplines wherever I wanted.
Because ZIPLINES.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #155 on: March 23, 2015, 04:02:03 pm »
Granted, the first zipline you made broke on you while you were sliding down on it, and you died tragically.

I wish I could fuck all da bitches.
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« Reply #156 on: March 23, 2015, 04:16:56 pm »
GG, you now have every STD ever - bet you saw that one coming. Oh, and you got arrested for bestiality.

I wish my rubber never ran out
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #157 on: March 23, 2015, 04:17:38 pm »
Granted, you make the universe explode

I, um... Hm... Wish for ALTERNIA to be real and I be able to travel there.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #158 on: March 23, 2015, 04:21:36 pm »
(Jakers, you can't get STDs from dogs. And zoophilia is legal in my country lel.)
Alternia is real and you vaporize instantly when touching anything.
I wish I got off my lazy ass and started disassembling my old computers.
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« Reply #159 on: March 23, 2015, 04:24:34 pm »
(I'm aware of that Zaweri, you fked a mix of actual women and dogs to get the STD's. Also, wtf why is zoophilia even legal anywhere...)

You disassemble your old computers, but are flooded with the dicks you used to power them. You drown in dicks.

I wish I had 1 penny more money than I do now.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #160 on: March 23, 2015, 04:26:25 pm »
Quote from: Jakers on March 23, 2015, 04:24:34 pm
(Zaweri, you fked a mix of actual women and dogs to get the STD's. Also, wtf why is zoophilia even legal anywhere...)

You dissassemble your old computers, but are flooded with the dicks you used to power them. You drown in dicks.

I wish I had 1 penny more money than I do now.
Granted, you lose your hands for it.
I wish I didnt have dick powered, but otherwise good computers.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #161 on: March 23, 2015, 04:27:01 pm »
Granted, you get a Windows '98 computers.

I wish for the ALTERNIA from HOMESTUCK is real. Or at least Petstuck is real.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #162 on: March 23, 2015, 04:29:15 pm »
Quote from: Jakers on March 23, 2015, 04:24:34 pm
(I'm aware of that Zaweri, you fked a mix of actual women and dogs to get the STD's. Also, wtf why is zoophilia even legal anywhere...)

You disassemble your old computers, but are flooded with the dicks you used to power them. You drown in dicks.

I wish I had 1 penny more money than I do now.

Granted, but the penny is made of Kryptonite.  You accidentally fall off a bridge and are drowning when Superman comes to save you.  You survive, but the Kryptonite weakens Superman and he drowns.  Thanks a lot asshole, you just killed Superman.


I wish men were capable of multiple orgasms just like women. 

EDIT: DAMMIT I got double ninja'd!
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #163 on: March 23, 2015, 04:41:11 pm »
(pff I like the superman one the best)

Grante- OH GOD SOMETHING WENT WRONG THE ORGASMS WON'T STOP. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- whelp now you're infertile

I wish superman was alive again, I'm sorry superman!! ;-; ;-; ;-;
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #164 on: March 23, 2015, 04:51:53 pm »
Superman is alive, and promptly kicks your brain into another universe.
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