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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #285 on: September 06, 2016, 02:17:11 am »
Peeeriiii, control your bold before they drown us in shell crafts.

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« Reply #286 on: September 06, 2016, 02:27:24 am »
I could take a turn, like a full turn even (unlike last time).
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« Reply #287 on: September 06, 2016, 02:31:08 am »
I could take a turn, like a full turn even (unlike last time).

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« Reply #288 on: September 06, 2016, 02:53:43 am »
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« Reply #289 on: September 06, 2016, 04:21:47 am »
Caconym's reign of terror glory begins, hoping for a relatively uneventful year, she begins by ordering an expedition of the caverns the military proving themselves adept at killing a troll and frog.
With spring over summer begins and comes bearing more than just hot weather as the halls of Stlaybar are filled with panic and screaming, all hopes of a quiet year dashed as the elves arrive weapons glittering in the sunlight.
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« Reply #290 on: September 06, 2016, 04:30:38 am »
Oh yum. Let's see if Caconym can wreck them elves just as hard.

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« Reply #291 on: September 06, 2016, 06:30:44 am »
Judging by the length of that announcement, your monitor must be fakkin hueg.
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« Reply #292 on: September 06, 2016, 08:05:58 am »
"We held the line, the brave 'bolds of our military fended off the savage elven forces that came to destroy us. Yes at great cost, many lost their lives in the assault but we held the line. The elves came, they didn't send people wanting to join our society they sent thugs, murderers, blood thirsty barbarians and we held the line. I propose improved defenses so we may hold the line again when the time comes, I say we build a wall and make the elves pay for it!"
     -Overseer Caconym's Speech upon beating back the elf onslaught 18th Hematite, 130


Some screenshots of it:




Main battlefield:
The idea was to funnel the elves into the narrow entrance where they could get picked off by bowbolds. This worked well initially as two elves came far ahead of the rest on their own and got swarmed. Then everything went to chaos.



People allive before the siege


People alive after the siege




I almost lost half the fort
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« Reply #293 on: September 06, 2016, 12:33:56 pm »
Winter has come and that's not all:

Dwarves and goblins with beak dogs and a load of trolls.


We barely have an army after last time, and we're having trouble with attracting migrants so no conscripts. We're well and truly fucked here.
« Last Edit: September 06, 2016, 12:37:04 pm by Caconym »
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« Reply #294 on: September 06, 2016, 08:43:28 pm »
The trouble with the migrants is caused by the merchants who refuse to leave. If they die in the sieges and we survive, we should be able to get migrants and normal traders again. The trolls are gonna be an issue, but if you can keep our marksbolds up off the ground and inside the battlements, they might be able to frighten the invaders off. That's how the sieges I dealt with ended. Several dead greenskins and beakdogs and the rest booking it with piss running down their pant legs.
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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #295 on: September 06, 2016, 08:46:29 pm »
Forbid the hatches, building destroyers SHOULD be unable to destroy them from underneath.

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« Reply #296 on: September 06, 2016, 09:30:11 pm »
Out of interest, dragon, can kobolds eat cheese?
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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #297 on: September 06, 2016, 09:32:27 pm »
I THINK so since it's animal-based, but I'd need to double-check that. D:

EDIT: Tested. Apparently not. Shit.
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« Reply #298 on: September 07, 2016, 09:42:15 am »
Caconym gathered anyone of importance who was still alive for a important war meeting, a look on her face like she lost her sanity. "I have a plan, to beat the dwarves, we do nothing! Well not quite nothing we hide underground seal up access to the surface. We can can live of the food stockpiles we have and hunt cave creatures if necessary. Maybe they get bored and go home."

So so the siege ended with the merchants and their animals who had been stuck at Stlaybar being the only casualties of the 'battle'.

Late in winter the 'bolds are now back at the surface, at long last reinforcements migrants arrive a sight for sore eyes and much looting to be had of the merchants.

Spring has arrived at with it the end of Caconym's reign. It had been a long year she had lost many in her first battle as leader and nobody of importance in the second, she was eager pass rule over to the next sucker person, before things got really bad.

Saltmummy had been acting strange since the first siege looking for a thing called a 'traction bench', salt has clearly gone insane, typical shamans.



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Here's what the surface is like, i didn't just build a wall I built a moat (which almost killed Wilson with constant collapses)

there's a 5-6 tile gap on the left edge that's cut off in the picture

Also if somebody has a good idea for blocking creatures from the caverns from coming up while still allowing 'bold to access the caves, that'd be great.


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« Reply #299 on: September 07, 2016, 05:51:36 pm »
Nice moat.
I'm really just a sexy skeleton in a suit.
Fingering techniques are very important
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Using guns while sober? Sounds like you're a coward.
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