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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #135 on: August 20, 2016, 05:40:01 pm »
I've already instituated a purge of animals in the meantime, butchering unneeded male animals and caging the hunting dogs so they won't breed. Already have enough meat for the grinder, though as-is the entryway has very few places to chain war dogs up anyway.

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Also been fixing up your precious defenses. One, no one could get into them. Two, being built atop the old depot meant you couldn't fire on them. Three, for that matter anything in the yard of doom would be able to hide under the structures. o3o
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« Reply #136 on: August 20, 2016, 05:47:11 pm »
Decided I needed to fix up our defenses a bit. When I told that fucking Chaos, I could almost smell him wanting to point out stupid shit like "Well, our defenses already offer a great field of fire, without obstruction, and while maximizing Bold to fortification ratio."

It's all about being IC, not about effectiveness :P. Likely good we have a competent player such as yourself every few turns to fix that, haha.

In seriousness though, it was a make work project. I expanded it out to the terra cotta army because I figure Bolds can plug building destroyers while they're busy knocking down all the warmaster replicas. A single tower over there would have realistically been the better choice.
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« Reply #137 on: August 20, 2016, 05:53:01 pm »
Also been fixing up your precious defenses. One, no one could get into them. Two, being built atop the old depot meant you couldn't fire on them. Three, for that matter anything in the yard of doom would be able to hide under the structures. o3o
Less of a defense and more a trap for traders for some good ol banditry. At least that's what i was trying for.
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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #138 on: August 20, 2016, 05:58:41 pm »
Doh. True, it is indeed bold to mess up a defensive thingy. o3o

In the meantime, we now have 7 full squads of warriors to make Apathetic very happy. And holy fuck, undesignating all those mussel shells to be dumped just make the idler count explode.

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« Reply #139 on: August 20, 2016, 06:07:30 pm »
I wonder why no one could get into them. I didn't muck with the entrance at all. :s

Man, I'm excited, haha
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« Reply #140 on: August 20, 2016, 06:18:01 pm »
We need those mussel shell crafts for... reasons.
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« Reply #141 on: August 20, 2016, 06:30:08 pm »
You want next Salty?
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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #142 on: August 20, 2016, 06:37:38 pm »
Oh. Oh fuck me. Guess whose concerns about the poor design may soon be justified?

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Holy mother of fuck! Where were the snatchers? The ambushes? Nope, just instant siege by what seems to be goblin-native elves.

Chaosvolt was at this point at the well, when another kobold rushed in, shouting and raising considerable alarm. "Something's here! Someone's here! Everyone hide!" The chieftain rather hastily pulled the panicked bold aside and asked for an explaination. "Elves! I think? B-but they don't look like elves. Shiny metal weapons..."

Apathetic at least seemed to perk right up the instant someone mentioned elves, rather quickly rallying everyone to sound the alarm and ensure the others stayed inside. And...then, they remembered.

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"Seal it the fuck up! On the double! Fucking does us no good to bait them into our arrows if they go under it all!" Apa yelled, mustering all three squads they have to man the battlements, hoping to cover the lone straggler that had been trying to haul a rock in to arm the swordskobolds, hoping that the tunnels below could be blocked off in time.

Meanwhile, the enemy was on the march. A small squad of elves, troll fur clothing and metal equipment marking them as true elves in their minds, fit to kill and plunder as their master, Olostasost, commanded. Their...

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KOBOLD master? Surely it can't be, given normally a lack of race listed means same species. Regardless, whoever or whatever they serve, they surveryed the battlements. "Fuck me, you said this was just some hollowed-out hole in the ground! This looks damn near like a dwarf fort, no some fucking kobold camp!" one of them hissed out, promptly a smack upside the back of the head by the lasher.

"Quiet you goblin-fucker. Why do you THINK the boss sent us out here to clean this place out? They just might have some good shit to bring back if they're this open about their location. And besides, I've fucking seen what a dwarf can do with a crossbow. Compared to those mushroom-drinking sacks of shit, a little kobold can't even hurt you."
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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #143 on: August 20, 2016, 06:43:25 pm »
A siege?
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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #144 on: August 20, 2016, 06:58:24 pm »
Caconym why are you going outside in order to get to the walls we need built? Clearly you are some kind of demented genius, because they're not even in range of the battlements are you're already on the right level.

Caconym, bad cat! Go through the underground while it's still open, don't go back outside! D:

Contact! Elves are near the battlements. Taking fire but no hits yet. This motherfucker can dodge and block rather well. Meanwhile, the tunnels underneath are sealed, but I don't know if Caconym will make in inside.

Yeah, if they get near the entrance, I'm gonna have to send the melee bolds after them. Yeah, bend over, here it comes! 40 on 10, let's see what we get.

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« Reply #145 on: August 20, 2016, 08:25:03 pm »
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First blood! Literally, even though it did jack shit it still bloodied the trade depot. And first to get topside is a lone recruit, with a magnetite spear. Godspeed you bold motherfucker.

Oh fuck me, one of the archers and Caconym are getting here right at the same time as the enemy! The elven swordman is advancing towards the archer now, while the rest of the siege squad is still rounding the corner. Swordself got a minor shot to the shoulder as a result.

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Holy shit. Run Caco, run! Brave little bastard got the elf's attention at least, ensuring a couple more melee kobolds have made it topside before the recruit could get into contact.

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This guy. Fucking drops a oneliner with a sword in his leg, after watching this elf one-shot the first soldier in reach.

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Caconym is one lucky bastard. Just slips literally RIGHT PAST this elf, while finally progress is made. Aside from the dead archer and wounded recruit, so far the few in the fight are holding their own.

Now he's knocked over, so far spears alone are damaging him through the armor. Meanwhile, one idiot recruit has broken their shield from hammering the elf with it.

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What a surprise, now whose turn is it to enjoy that armor damage system? Someone also knocked his fucking teeth out. Meanwhile during all this, only the hammerelf is even close to joining the fight.

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Hahahah! He passed out from exhaustion, they stole his helmet and caved his head in. Only one nearby now is the hammerelf, who I assume is now shitting bricks. Already gone and took a knee from another blow that failed to get past the armor. And soon enough they drop their maul from the same issue, and their leather armor comes apart readily.

Meanwhile the next closest foe, the axe-elf, has been floored by a knee shot. Finally, the archers are being useful. Also what, a recruit is still going strong despite a blow that mangled...his heart? D:

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"I'm a kobold! I'm a kobooold! Suck my diiick! I'm a koooboold!" Bubba you badass motherfucker. And now, exhaustion KOs the hammrman, and so begins the mad scramble where kobolds wrestlemania her to death.

Meanwhile, the bulk of the enemy is still out of range of the battlements, the lasher watching warily. "Holy fucking shit, what happened to those runts being harmless?" The lone macewoman said. This time the lasher only gave a glare, instead of the dope slap he gave the swordsman, whom he couldn't see but suspected was now dead. What he could see was the lot of them dog-piling Xuspgas, wearing her down before practically tearing her apart. It was like a watching a pack of beak dogs hunt, ganging up on prey in a manner that was sickening even to him. And he's seen some shit.

"Those aren't kobolds. They're fucking animals." one of the others whispered. He damn well heard that though. Must be one of the greener elves, not used to the sort of barbarity their masters reveled in. Yet even this admittedly unnerved the apparent leader of the raid group, despite being familiar with the cruelty of their masters. Even goblins seemed civilized in comparison.

"Enough gawking, you bunch of ratfucks. You two." he said, gesturing to a boweld and a crossbowelf. "Get your fat asses over there, we need those battlements full of holes so that moron can survive a bit longer. In the meantime, we'll...well, we'll see. Get over there or I'll tear you apart myself." Despite knowing they were most blatantly outnumbered, he wasn't yet sure whether he could browbeat the remaining four into charging, at least without one of the cowards putting a knife in his back. Just hold back, let those two suppress the defenses, and if all goes well THEN charge.

Amazingly, those two at least were stupid enough not to question such an order, giving him time to hopefully think things through.
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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #146 on: August 20, 2016, 09:13:35 pm »
Bubba is seriously THE badass of the fort. I mean, he pretty much singlehandedly fucked up the minotaur, with a bit of help from the bowbolds.

Accordingly, he makes the warmaster feel very insecure about being Boldest of Bolds, which may or may not eventually be a plot point.
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« Reply #147 on: August 20, 2016, 09:19:11 pm »
I'm still amazed that Caconym made it past that guy in one piece. Not even a SCRATCH, not even targeted by the elf. :V

Well, another bold dives into the fray, gets a bad gash along the arm for her trouble. Still, given it was an iron great axe, she should call herself lucky. The elf axeman gets his EYELID bitten for his trouble, and soon Six and another recruit continue the fight.

The two ranged elves are still on the other side of the pillar it seems, so I clearly need to expand this suport structure into a full wall. Maybe a spiral to ensure enemies have to suffer a gauntlet to reach us...

Another idiot apparently lost a shield from having no weapon available, but soon enough the elf drops their shield in turn, left winded and sick from a few lucky blows. And now the whole dogpile is on him, his leather armor broke, and he passed out. Guess how this'll likely go?

For now though, those two ranged elves are still lingering on the other side of the pillar. Smart bastards. Scard bastards. Trying to move the archers up to the closer corner of the battlements.

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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #148 on: August 20, 2016, 11:49:56 pm »
I guess I can take the rotation after dragon.
With all these injuries, it's prolly a good thing I set that box in the hospital or we wouldn't have supplies to treat the injured with.

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« Reply #149 on: August 20, 2016, 11:59:38 pm »
You are a derp. They'll grab thread and cloth as needed even if it isn't IN the hospital. Putting that box there just made them pile almost ALL the cloth in the fort in there. D:

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The first enemy shot is loosed, and...two missed right off the bat. Wow, you just fucking WANT to die, it seems. The third shot hits an unnamed war leader in the leg, leaving her floored but not out of the fight, the same warrior blocking the next shot as two comrades rush past her.

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Sadly these two are also no-name, green recruits, but it doesn't stop them from trying. Strangely, the remaining four elves are in sight but lingering still. Maybe I was right to RP that as uncertainty.

The bowman is hanging back, not managing much so far, while the crossbowman managed to shoot out one recruit's spear hand. But now...

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"Those idiots are leading them here!" One of the elves stammered out, silenced by a long-overdue backhand from Nako, the lasher. "Silence, you little whelp. Fucking cowards..." Funny of him to be calling them that. "Hold your ground, and if those two lure the vermin closer...Arstruk, you know what to do." he said to the remaining bowman, the source of those outbursts. Nako had a plan by now, realizing that the kobold forces were thinning out in the pursuit, just as the first few of his group lacked the discipline to move as one.

If those two just lured the first few kobolds to them, before the rest have time to catch up, they'll get the chance to do to the vermin what they did first.

Then something moronic happened. In the scramble that ensued, he saw the two ranged elves falling back in different directions, both away from the lasher's group. If they were close enough to charge home it'd be perfect, but there was no way he could rally these cowards to charge unless the enemy was right on top of them. And worse, he could see several more of the little bastards, all waving weapons of crude sharpened stone, bone and shell armor cracked and marred, a few charging with only a shield or outright unarmed.

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He saw the crossbowelf, seemingly the more competent of the two women, fall back to the north, right as a number of the enemy reached the pair. The other elf fared no better, worse in fact. The larger of the groups that split up to pursue managed to overrun her, knocking her out and displaying savagery right before their eyes.

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The crossbowman meanwhile was still struggling, but further weakened as a well-aimed spear thrust somehow managed to sever a hand. She still had her crossbow in her left though, frantically trying to reload and fire bolts into the vermin, seemingly unnerved by the fact she hadn't killed even one of them yet.

At this point the lasher was yelling and cussing up a storm, trying to cow the remaining elves to charge or do something, until finally the remaining crossbowman worked up the nerve to loose a bolt into the melee unfolding before them. Even then if sunk into a recruit's arm, seemingly doing nothing to deter the kobold. "That's it, lay into the savages! Put bolts into them until they're close enough to charge!" the lasher screamed, himself in a frenzy yet still reluctant, fighting the same cowardice that led to him and his cronies deciding to stay put while the first three of them scouted ahead, a cowardice he knew was going to get them all killed.

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The injured crossbowelf finally was out cold, and by now most of the enemy was upon them. Enough that only the distraction of ravaging and mutilating the two casualties seemed likely to keep the advancing horde manageable. "Idiots! They're right in front of us, kill them!" Nako yelled, the axeman and woman being the first to make contact with the kobolds.

That was all the orders he'd manage before the field devolved into a chaotic melee, the two archers by now having bled out, leaving the full force of kobolds after the remaining five elves.

The lasher was soon hobbled by a strike that bent the knee, the two axe elves following suit, only the macewoman and archer holding their own. And even then, the kobolds had yet to suffer any visible fatalities, even though a massive number of them were injured in various ways.

And soon enough, both axeelves were dead, the maceman was injured and disarmed, and the bowman was no longer able to keep his allies between the horde and him.

And soon, the lasher died, and the two survivors were out cold. At last, I can stop narrating from their perspective. :V

Chaosvolt meanwhile was nervous, and it showed among the others hiding below. Caconym was by far the biggest cause of worry, having seen an elf lop some poor bold's head right off in front of her. Somehow in the ensuing chaos, she escaped and got back inside, leaving the archer that went with Caconym to rot on the floor of the trade depot.

It wasn't long before she saw Apathetic and others returning, just the archers at first. "Holy hot motherfucking shit, that was good!" the warmaster exclaimed. "We wiped them out! All of you fuckwads, get your asses out there!"

That was enough to relieve Chaosvolt, who joined in, directing things as usual. "Alright, recover the wounded, bury the dead, start sizing up the loot and see what we can salvage." she ordered, before asking Apa. "How many did we lose?"

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"Good news and bad news on that. Good news is that we lost only one, the dumb fuck that decided to follow Caconym around instead of getting up top like a proper archer. Bad news is that might change, we have a fuckton of wounded."

And first the most able-bodied of the warriors made it in, showing only minor injures. And the first kobolds to examine the outside would see only a single slain kobold, and the corpse of an elf. It would be when they got to talk to the first few returning warriors, and see the battlefield for themselves, that they'd witness the horror laid out before them.

All told, 19 kobolds were injured in the fight, with 2 injured severely enough to leave what might be a mortal wound.

And sure enough, one of them died during the slow recovery of all the wounded. Couldn't breathe, and faint from blood loss. The second most-borderline is merely faint, but isn't bleeding now and thus will likely live.

Even Salt is out there, dragging the injured in, and soon to try her hand at healing. A shaman can sense the pain and suffering of their kin around them, and she's never felt such pain before. Chaosvolt at least expressed concern over someone of such importance venturing out and trying to help with the wounded, but she insisted.

Of those brought in so far, 5 suffer nerve damage that might render them unable to fight. In the meantime, Wilson and other miners are scrambling to carve more rooms for the injured. Despite the curious fact that one room is mysteriously locked, so far Chaos' rework of the hospital has proved useful, if only because they went from 5 beds to 10, and will soon have 20. Yes, that injured bonecarver is still wasting away in that room.

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Lorknis says she's fine. I apparently believe otherwise. Of the named kobolds, only Six and Lorknis are injured, and both look like they'll be okay. Meanwhile Salt is helping tend to the injured, while I'm making splints and crutches.

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With almost all the wounded secured, I finally have the chance to show this off. This is what makes sieges worth it. Any clothes or armor kobolds have a crude equivalent to, you can refit from bigger versions. Armor that has no kobold equivalent can also be refitted, but with less chance of success. Non-armor clothing that has no kobold equivalent can ONLY be dismantled for cloth or leather.
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