Utterly Mad

WOAH WHAT THE FUCK!

WE ARE EXPERIENCING A LOYALTY CASCADE!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

THE KUMIS IS TOO STRONG

Bubbadoo is currently in heated combat with our resident SPEARMASTER. He is doing well, but he is also taking hits. The spearmaster has earned a name for himself off of murdered kobolds. Bubbadoo has lost the ability to stand, but the spearmaster is missing an arm. Bubba himself is a high master of the spear and a legendary fighter from all his time spent in the practice hall. Apart from the Minotaur, he has also killed 7 kobolds. Make that 11 kobolds. The shark is a whirling dervish of death.

Meanwhile, chaosvolt and AJwilli are desperately dodging arrows and trying to recover the dead and dying. I disband the squads in the hopes that this will slow things down a bit. It works, a little, but archers are still launching arrows at bolds.

Bubbadoo strikes down yet another kobold, even as he dodges one of them spitting at him. He is in the hospital killing injured bolds now, so I lock his ass in there. I also lock down the rapeway so that the archers can't get more arrows.

Mrnocamera is dead, murdered by bubbadoo. He must have gotten into the hospital just as I was locking it down.

He is Bubbadoo plungequested, the dour image.

What the fuck Salt, I look away from this thread for a couple hours, and everyone is dead.

Good work, I'm thoroughly impressed.

Yeah, I look away from the game for a few seconds and the entire thing goes to hell. I'm seriously at a loss as to how this even started. It looks like somebody got pissed at seeing a dead merchant horse and took a swing at someone else.

I notice perigrin is in the hospital. How the hell are they getting in? Bubbadoo is struck down by an administrator. Shortly before his death though, I notice that bubbadoo is still considered a member of our civ, which means he is not considered a traitor, which means he was not a threat to the peaceful residents.

Oh my god I just realized how they are getting in and out of the hospital.

THEY ARE KOBOLDS! LOCKS MEAN JACK SHIT TO KOBOLDS! I am locking doors and watching them walk right through the locked doors.

With the admin that killed bubba dead, things appear to have calmed down.

Total dead (so far) a little under 70 kobolds. Most of them are military.

Yeah, you lived. You were no where near the fighting when it started. I think you got stuck or something and then went straight to bed when I told the squads they could go back in.

NO! I KNOW EXACTLY WHEN THIS SHIT STARTED!
I saw a petition notice and accepted it. Shortly after, the fighting started. The kobold who petitioned was one of the first killed.

Holy fucking shit!
I'm still alive, right?

Yeah, yours still alive.
I'm getting a lot of job cancellation spam because we don't have enough buckets AND there is an engraver standing in the middle of what I'm working on menacing everyone.
Chaosvolt is on bucket duty (he makes damn fine buckets) and I'm not sure what I can do about the engraver without reigniting the powder keg. He appears to be dehydrating though.
Taking stock of what we have left, we have an entire squad and a half of bowbolds, a couple slashers, and maybe one squads worth of stabbers.
I'm designating Apathetics statue garden as a temporary storage area for corpses until I can get coffins in place.

I'm designating Apathetics statue garden as a temporary storage area for corpses until I can get coffins in place.

Badass.

So much derp. Well, I'm also trying to figure out what makes a stone default to non-economic even when it has uses. For reference, Kobold Kamp defaults all stones to economic except chert, diorite, gabbro, granite, marble, quartzite, and slate. :V