Utterly Mad

Apathetic was awoken by the call of the Shaman. "Apa! Wakey wakey Apa, I have idea!" Apatheticexcuse rubbed her throbbing head. A hard night of spoiled milk and recruit punching had a habit of doing that. Their innocent faces always put her off. Damn fresh faced recruits. "The fuck do you want Salt?" She asked, rising to her feet. "I have idea and I think maybe you like. Kobolds will go to moon!" Apathetic wanted to send Saltmummy to the moon via a hard shot to the jaw, but decided against it. Instead, she decided to hear what it was. "What are you babbling about now, you emptied headed fuck?" Another stupid idea probably. The moon? pfft. "I thinking-" Apathetic cut her off with a bit of snark "Don't do that salt, you might hurt yourself." Saltmummy hadn't heard her though. "Dwarves build towers. They want mine the sky. We bolds, we know better. Only thing in sky is sun, and sun is hot." It was another stupid idea, and it was making apathetic's head hurt more but Saltmummy was in full tilt now. No stopping the flood once it had started. "But in night time, sky goes away and moon comes out. Moon cold and cold not bother bolds. We build tower to moon!" Definitely a stupid idea. "Why would I like this idea Salt? It's a dumb idea. Fuck off." Saltmummy shook her head, grinning, and said "Oh Apa. Apa, Apa, Apa. You fighting bold. You should know. Mountain is high ground." Apathetic scowled at being called "apa" so many times in a single sentence. "Yes yes, Salt. Get to the damn point." Saltmummy winked at her, "Moon is higher than mountain, if mountain is high ground, then moon is higher ground." Apathetic ran her palm down her face. Saltmummy had a point, as illogical as it seemed. She would give it more thought while slapping the living hell out of the fresh recruits later. For now though, she decided to put one foot in front of the other and start by throwing Saltmummy out of her room.

Just a little something something. This is what I plan on starting in my turn. I don't mind the rotation we have going. It would be great to get a different player to break in once in awhile, but with only three or four repeating players, it becomes all about how it is written. Our three or four parts can lean on each other to create one cohesive narrative. Just my two cents.