Utterly Mad

Jack mentally counts down, then punches open the lid and pops out, placing one foot on the edge and leaning on his baseball bat.  "Someone call for a surprise?"    He asks to nobody in particular, then kicks down the side he's leaning on, stepping out onto the ice.    "Playing hockey?   Looks like I brought the wrong equipment!"    He takes off his current hat selection of a baseball cap, and tosses it to the side, into the general direction of the audience, then skates towards Hockey Thug #1, swinging his bat at their head.

(The audience gets a free hat.   Everyone's happy.unless they don't get the hat))