Riot Grrl steps into the arena and adjusts her bandanna before drawing her megaphone. She eyes the enemies on the ice, the brings the megaphone up to her mouth.
"It's alright, friends! They're already on thin ice here, so aim true and we'll get through fine!" she yelled, spurring on her allies.
MEGA-SPUR:
3d8+6 17 (NEAR BLUE COLLAR SUCCESS!)
[The speech given by Riot Grrl is damn right powerful. Even the audience feels spurred onto action by her words! Everyone in the Flower Power team gains a +1 To-Hit for the next:
+1 To hit Length 2 Rounds!]
[The audience cheers for the success, they're happy to see her in the swing of things!]
"Hockey? How Canadian." Patriot says. He flashes the audience his brilliantly patriotic smile before pulling out his weapon and aiming for thug 4 and saying "Good thing they've got free health care, because I'm delivering a dangerous dose of Democracy straight to your heart!"
Ding!:
2d8+2 17 (NEAR BLUE COLLAR SUCCESS!)
[The female audience swoon by the dreamy, pearly white teeth of Jon who resemble that of George Washington's. He's that patriotic.]
DEMOCRACY! (TO HIT):
1d20+1+1 21 (BLUE COLLAR SUCCESS!)
[The cameras watch from Thug 4's perspective as he gets pelted! The incredible one-liner in combination with it send the audience into a frenzy!!! That was ******* HILARIOUS!]
DAMAGE:
1d4+1+1 6 (KO'd!)
[Hockey Thug 4 hits the ice as blood splatters all around! He didn't stand a chance! The audience is amazed by the opener!]
Crow draws his blade and lunges at the Goalie, "I'll pluck the feathers off of your back." He slashes at the Thug.
PLUCK (TO HIT):
1d20+1+1 18 (NEAR BLUE COLLAR SUCCESS!)
[From an arial view, the audience watches from the cameras as Crow leaps at Hockey Thug 1]
[The audience is surprised by the strength of Crow!]
THE PLUCKENING:
1d4+1 2 (LIGHT DAMAGE)
[Crow slices at the Hockey Thug 1's arm with a close up on the blade cutting skin and he recoils in pain, but ain't out for the count yet!]
Lucky strutted onto the battlefield, and locked eyes with the goalie. "It would seem the Canadians have a fight to pick with us." Lucky laughed, attempting to belittle the enemy. "I don't mind, every maple leaf must fall eventually." She turns to the camera, and does a cute little wink. "While this here-" Luckys clover starts to glow, and she slowly raises her hands until they are straight out in front of her. Green light is shining all around her. "IS MY SPRING!" The green light around her enters her clover quickly, and it shoots out her staff very quickly. Lucky without hesitation grabbed her staff, and used the momentum to do a cute spin. She ended the pose with her staff in both hands pointing to the enemy. "CLOVER BIND!" Vines shoot out, at an attempt to ensnare the goalie.
[The audience 'ooohs' and mutters 'buuuurn...' as Lucky dishes her belittling. They find it kind of sexy.]
Wink 
:
1d8 2 (FAIL)
[...Well it's sexy until she winks. Then she kind of lost the traction. She continues on with her move and the audience notices the power she's channeling...]
Impressive Pre-Attack:
2d8 9 (NEAR CIVILIAN SUCCESS...)
[She's a bit wobbly and doesn't land her twirl, and her cute spin is a bit slow due to the disproportionate weight, so her move into the attack isn't all that inspiring...]
CLOVER BIND!:
1d20+1+1 10 (FAIL)
[The shot goes flying through the air and the cameras watch as it goes along, but misses it's mark and the Goalie smacks it from the air before it can enter the goal. The audience thought that was more impressive.]
"I'm GOING TO HIT MY, GOING TO STRIKE MY, SMOOTH CRIMINAL!", he then twirls leg sweeps the thug, then finishes the dance with a quick kick to the throat (basically, the MJ kick, but using it to slit a man's throat). He then does another twirl, tosses off his mask, flipping his flowing curly locks, revealing the gorgeous Mediterranean man underneath! "AUDIENCE ARE YOU O-KAY!? ARE YOU OKAY!"
I guess he then goes back to skating around the rink, waiting to help his comrades if they're in trouble.
[The audience laughs at the parody of the words! They think it's funny and creative!]
Leg-Trip:
4d8+9+1 22 (BLUE COLLAR SUCCESS!)
[Hockey Thug 3 falls right on his ass and the execution is excellent as it lands on the down beat of MJ's song.]
DANCING WITH NICHEAL (To Hit):
1d20+2+1 22 (SUCCESS!)
[And with flawless execution, Hockey Thug 3's throat is slit and he dies right there on the ice. His blood already begins to freeze over.]
["YEAH WE'RE OKAY, YEAH WE'RE OKAY, YEAH WE'RE OKAY NICHEAL!" The audience chants back rhythmically! This couldn've have been a better follow up! The audience is right on the verge of giving a bonus to Nicheal!]
((For the sake of us all, only in the first round will High DEX characters get to attack two times. 9+ Dex characters, that is. So no more double posting in rounds, @ajwilli.))
((fun fact my computer crashed right as i finished this post but god bless based smfnew2 saved it. god bless.))
[GOALIE] LVL 3
HP: |||||
WP: Hockey Stick
[HOCKEY THUG 1] LVL 2
HP: |||||
WP: Hockey Stick
[HOCKEY THUG 2] LVL 1
HP: ||
WP: Hockey Stick
[HOCKEY THUG 3] LVL 1
HP: DEAD
WP: Hockey Stick
[HOCKEY THUG 4] LVL 1
HP: DEAD
WP: Hockey Stick
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