Utterly Mad

Deliverance Co. Seba 3

The Soviet Man nods and heads back inside, most likely to drink himself into a nice nap. Everything around you and outside felt like a blur, people shouting orders; RVs, buggies, trucks, and cars all rolling out kitted with ridiculous amounts of fire power. It was your turn outta the gate, kicking dust behind your wheels as you sped off behind your fellow men to slaughter those who slaughter for fun. But aren't you techincally doing this for fun? Killing the "bad people" for the pleasure of dishing out some wasteland justice? Make of this silly narration what you will, because the CB suddenly cackles to life with your CO on the horn.

"Alright, no for a little more details on the 'savages we're up against. *clears throat* Mr. Fignick as he's called is wanted by Deliverance Corporate for the following, treason, murder, robbery, theft, manslaughter, manbutchering, r­ape, super-murder, and nearly every form of sh­it under the Sun. Don't think what you're doing is bad, these 'men' are savages, r­apists, arsonists, and murders. The last caravan of Deliverance guys they got, Jesus... they tore them limb from limb, strung their guts for miles, dragging their corpses all through the roads.

So...

Show them no quarter, they won't spare you and we won't spare them. They're known to have a large moving fortress comprised of several 18-wheelers all welded together with god knows how many "houses" built atop the containers. The four 'VIPS' is their leader, Fignick. The Warchief, SlashTelsa. One of their road warriors, Skids. And finally the fort driver, aptly named, SteeringWheel... yes that's his name. I never said they were creative."

Your CO then tells you of the payment you'll receive upon completion, "-if you are to survive the confrontation, you'll get the spoils of war, and a hefty bonus in rations. I know Seba 3 will need those rations, so do some good work out there boys! OORAH! OVER AND OUT!" You still have some time to kill before meeting up with the group, WHY NOT CHIT-CHAT WHILE AND EXPAND YOUR CHARACTERS SO THE GM CAN MAKE BETTER QUALITY POSTS AROUND YOUR PERSONALITIES, PLEASE, I'M ONLY WRITING THESE POSTS FOR LIKE ONE OR TWO CHARACTERS BECAUSE EVERYONE F­UCKING HAD A STROKE INBETWEEN POSTS!


Broke Caravan

Isaac: "FINE! Pay the w­hore, I'll meet you in the f­ucking car.", Josh knocks the gun out of the way and heads outside, you can faintly hear Violent scream something at him. "I'll make sure he's alright!", the old man jogs down after him. Such comradery! Rickie then looks to you, "*sigh* Just give her $50, and I'm sure that idiot knows he's got a ban at this bar. Sorry for your trouble, sir." The escort then looks at you for her payment.


You're pretty sure you can afford 50 USD.... you then question why they want American money, because you're in like Canada. Probably a plot hole on the GMs part, or maybe there's an explanation. But you don't entirely care.