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Dude just write more about Pre-Nuke Highway in the thread for Highway short stories.
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Re: The Highway
« Reply #330 on: August 22, 2015, 04:55:53 pm »
Deliverance Co. Seba 3 Vs. The Crazies

THE RADIO CUTS OUT!

Battle Music: Carpenter Brut- Mandarin' Claws
Code: [Select]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSDaKYsAOB0
Chalk You aim down the sights of the gun, but the ash and dust is starting to kick up over the RV, you squint to see. [BAD!] [DAMAGE -5] You quickly turn towards the general direction of the buggy and let off a quick burst, you hear metal get hit, and the sound of seat leather being pierced by gunfire! [Damage: 5]
[Browning: 44/50]

Zaweri Your hands are still trembling from that last shot, mixed with the s­hit flying into your face. [Accuracy Reduction: -3] [Okay!] You fire and manage to hit the the flaming buggy engine. [Damage: 2]
[Revolver: 4/6]

Drake You real the harpoon in and get ready to fire again. [Decent] It dings off the car's armor. [YOU FAIL TO PIERCE THE ARMOR! (ignore the -1, you got 5 instead)]

Seb You lean on the door frame, the smell of iron and napalm filling your nostrils,[Decent] You lift up DoomsDay and begin to crank it till' the pilot light at the end of the barrel sparks to life. [It took 6 Cranks] You then hold down on the lever and release a bright firey-white blast of goop at the armored car, you can feel your fur being singed from this distance! Its gunner dissolves in the napalm, screaming for dear life as he rolls off into the burnt fields of corn. The armor quickly dissolves away leaving behind the tangy metallic taste of burnt metal in the air. You can see the glowing residue slowly eating away at the car.[Damage:18]
[DoomsDay: 34/40]

Irving With all this dust you can't get a clear shot! [Bad: -1 To grapple chance] You fling it at the car and manage to hook onto the melting bit of engine block! ][You latch onto the hood of the car!]

Ivan You have a perfect shot on the driver! [PERFECT!] [DOUBLE DAMAGE] You spray the inside of the car, and gut the poor bastard that was still trying to cling to life. His guts trail out the side of the vehicle, followed by him tumbling out as his buggy collides with a small dirt mound![Damage: 12]
[Browning: 44/50]

Enemies:

Muscle-Car Punks: Regretting all life choices, one is leaning out the window and heading towards the grappling hook; it looks like he's trying to climb onto the RV!



Enemies:

Muscle-Car Punks/Manned by: 3/Right side of the RV/[MELTING: -3 HP per turn]
Health: [47/50]
Armor: [00/15]
Gunner Health: [DEAD]



The RV:

Health: [135/135]
Armor: [65/65]

Weapons

1. Grappling hook, mounted on left of the RV's roof.

2. Browning Machine Gun, mounted right outside the RV's roof access. [Mounted by Chalk!]

3. Browning Machine Gun, mounted outside of the driver's window [Mounted by Ivan!]

4. Harpoon Gun, mounted on the passenger window. (Passenger window is on the right of the RV) [Manned by Drake!]

5. Minigun, not setup.


Morale: High
Radio Station: None

 

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