Author Topic: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS (Read 218767 times)

Perigrin · « **Reply #1290 on:** July 14, 2015, 07:33:56 pm »

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us furries went fokin crazy with it though, i mean, jesus christ people.
They just had a need for the Knot
No they did Knot.
How about you Knot.
I can Knot Cumply
Vulnus will Knot be joining us for today, it seems.
Yeah, I think Knot.

Would knotifying your post be too much of a stretch for a pun?
I think this pun was for knot

Do Knot mess with mah posts.

Perigrin · « **Reply #1291 on:** July 14, 2015, 09:39:21 pm »

8:07 PM - Wilson: Nikoli?
8:07 PM - Perigrin: yes
8:07 PM - Perigrin: Nikoli Berenski
8:07 PM - Wilson: I got the documents.
8:07 PM - Perigrin: good
8:07 PM - Perigrin: proceed as planned
8:08 PM - Wilson: Activating the HAWK
8:08 PM - Perigrin: good, activate protocol stehl raien
8:08 PM - Perigrin: Boreale will be pleased with your result
8:09 PM - Perigrin: s
8:09 PM - Wilson: OH NO
8:09 PM - Wilson: THERE ARE HOSTILES IN FACILITY
8:09 PM - Wilson: ACTIVATING THE PUUURGE
8:09 PM - Perigrin: Activate Nuerostun
8:10 PM - Wilson: *pitterpat away!!!*
8:10 PM - Perigrin: operative Eliphas, evacuate the grounds. we found what we were after
8:10 PM - Wilson: *BRUKA BRUKA*
8:10 PM - Wilson: bluh
8:11 PM - Wilson: I gaht them brother
8:11 PM - Wilson: I shot them all in the dick
8:11 PM - Perigrin: Eliphas, proceed to evac point
8:11 PM - Wilson: Okay
8:12 PM - Perigrin: Good job operative
8:12 PM - Perigrin: Proceed from evac to site 6
8:12 PM - Wilson: *Three days later*
8:12 PM - Wilson: I've made it to Black Mesa
8:12 PM - Wilson: getting documents
8:13 PM - Perigrin: Operative Eliphas, Activate the Inheritor
8:13 PM - Perigrin: It shoudl provide enough of a distraction
8:14 PM - Perigrin: Eliphas
8:14 PM - Perigrin: what is your status
8:14 PM - Wilson: Getting documents
8:14 PM - Wilson: The dogs don't suspect a thing
8:14 PM - Perigrin: Initiate Program Mehtuhl Bawkes
8:14 PM - Wilson: Alright
8:15 PM - Wilson: Activated
8:15 PM - Perigrin: Steel Rehn
Some steh dry and others feel the pehn
Steel Rehn
Landing drop pods makehs infernahl din

Steel Rehn**
Our eterhnel fureh strikes the hearts of mehn
Steel Rehn
Deep strikeh is our vehry own bent

Steel Rehn
No matteh how hard our enemeh’s try
Steel Rehn
They all see our reputashen is no lie

Steel Rehn
Forecast to be fallen yesterdeh
Steel Rehn
Yet it will likeleh also fall todeh

(Chorus)
Steel Rehn
We fall to earth at enormouehs rates
Steel Rehn
The Empra’s foes cannot stop ourh haet
[Repeat]

Steel Rehn
Our drop pods coveh the light of dehy
Steel Rehn
Our enemeh’s flee but there is no weyh

Steel Rehn
Fiereh blood rushing throuegh our vehns
Steel Rehn
Afteh we finish we prepare to fall back down agaihn

Steel Rehn
We are called dowehn by the radio
Steel Rehn
The purpose is to gain grouend controhl

Steel Rehn
We could not call it aneh otherh nayme
Steel Rehn
Everything else soundehd quite insayhn

Steel Rehn
We are preparing to fall onceh moreh now
Steel Rehn
The Empra will someday rewaredh us, somehow
8:15 PM - Perigrin: Diversionary measure
8:15 PM - Perigrin: agents observing the stream
8:16 PM - Wilson: Downloading documents
8:16 PM - Perigrin: proceed to evac, and deep strike to site 25
8:16 PM - Perigrin: hurry Eliphas
8:16 PM - Wilson: Hurrying
8:16 PM - Wilson: *pitterpat like a mat*
8:17 PM - Wilson: Running
8:17 PM - Perigrin: Eliphas, Give files to Lorde Fortuna, and proceed to elrad
8:17 PM - Wilson: Purged the console
8:17 PM - Wilson: got the files on a flashdriev
8:17 PM - Wilson: *hands to the Lorde
8:17 PM - Wilson: i deed eet*
8:18 PM - Wilson: *Wun muth later*
8:18 PM - Perigrin: Aight, Initiate Infiltration of facility Elrad
8:18 PM - Wilson: Infiltration
8:19 PM - Wilson: Hacking the security system
8:19 PM - Wilson: Access granted
8:19 PM - Perigrin: Activate Eldar Protocols
8:20 PM - Wilson: Activating the EP
8:20 PM - Perigrin: Proceed to Codex site
8:20 PM - Wilson: Activated
8:20 PM - Perigrin: use Asatres patterns
8:20 PM - Wilson: *Racks handgun*
8:20 PM - Perigrin: (off topic, but watch this
8:20 PM - Perigrin:
8:20 PM - Perigrin: )
8:21 PM - Wilson: *suppressed tranquilizer pistol fire*
8:21 PM - Perigrin: Agent?
8:21 PM - Wilson: Hacking the Asatres
8:21 PM - Perigrin: some muffled noises coming through
8:21 PM - Perigrin: ahh
8:22 PM - Perigrin: (yes, in this video you did just see a massive man jump out of a plane with a jetpack)
8:23 PM - Wilson: There seems to be a breach of someone else
8:23 PM - Perigrin: This is unplanned
8:23 PM - Perigrin: Prepare an Ecclesiarchy scan\
8:23 PM - Wilson: I'll check the cameras
8:24 PM - Perigrin: Activate Mechanicus Spiral
8:24 PM - Wilson: Activating it.
8:24 PM - Perigrin: Good
8:24 PM - Perigrin: Rogue Agent Bresarious dectected
8:24 PM - Perigrin: Get out agent
8:25 PM - Wilson: Shit shit shit
8:25 PM - Wilson: *fuckin' books it*
8:25 PM - Perigrin: Rogue Armed, presumed hostile
8:25 PM - Wilson: oh fuck!
8:25 PM - Wilson: *BAM BAM BAM*
8:25 PM - Perigrin: Agent?
8:26 PM - Wilson: The agent is gone
8:26 PM - Perigrin: Good
8:26 PM - Perigrin: you will receive a bonus of Brouzoufs at the end of this operation
8:26 PM - Wilson: Evacuationg
8:26 PM - Perigrin: good
8:27 PM - Perigrin: one last site Eliphas, proceed to Chaos core
8:27 PM - Wilson: *one month later*
8:27 PM - Wilson: *you hired an american hacker*
8:27 PM - Wilson: I've made it to the Space Station numbered thirteen
8:28 PM - Perigrin: umm
8:28 PM - Perigrin: Agent, proceed to Chaos Core
8:28 PM - Wilson: Alright
8:28 PM - Perigrin: Initiate Failbaddon protocole on the mainframe
8:28 PM - Wilson: M'kay
8:29 PM - Wilson: Shit...!
8:29 PM - Perigrin: Agent?
8:29 PM - Wilson: *hides in a nearby locker*
8:29 PM - Wilson: Nearly got discovered, They got security here.
8:29 PM - Perigrin: Agent, waht is the problem
8:29 PM - Perigrin: Oh
8:29 PM - Perigrin: Hmmmmm
8:29 PM - Perigrin: Activate Nueronet
8:30 PM - Wilson: activating the Nueronet
8:30 PM - Wilson: putting on resperator
8:30 PM - Perigrin: Alright, throw it in there direction, and Proceed to core
8:30 PM - Perigrin: Reperator mandatory
8:31 PM - Wilson: *takes security's pistol*
8:31 PM - Wilson: *bap bap*
8:31 PM - Wilson: Took out security
8:31 PM - Wilson: heading to the core now
8:31 PM - Perigrin: Good job Agent Eliphas
8:32 PM - Wilson: To the vault, it contains the core.
8:32 PM - Perigrin: Good
8:32 PM - Wilson: Aaaand, in.
8:32 PM - Perigrin: Tzeetch doctrine, Remember your training
8:32 PM - Wilson: There's a- ho-ly shit there's a nuke.
8:32 PM - Perigrin: Oh
8:32 PM - Perigrin: this is unexpected
8:32 PM - Perigrin: Disarm
8:33 PM - Wilson: there's the core here as well
8:33 PM - Wilson: The neuronet's wearing off
8:33 PM - Perigrin: Shit
8:34 PM - Perigrin: Grab the core, and Proceed to evac
8:34 PM - Perigrin: break it back at base
8:34 PM - Wilson: HoD is calling a security alert
8:34 PM - Wilson: I can't fit this thing in my ruck
8:34 PM - Perigrin: Grab in both hands
8:34 PM - Perigrin: run
8:35 PM - Wilson: Fuck it
8:35 PM - Perigrin: Agent
8:35 PM - Perigrin: return with core
8:35 PM - Wilson: *grabs it*
8:35 PM - Perigrin: or be subject to termination
8:35 PM - Wilson: What do we need the core for anyways?
8:35 PM - Wilson: *runs*
8:35 PM - Perigrin: That is above your clearence level
8:35 PM - Wilson: Alright
8:36 PM - Perigrin: Agent?
8:36 PM - Wilson: Disarmed the bomb while waiting for the escape pod to take off.
8:36 PM - Perigrin: Good
8:37 PM - Wilson: Now there's a major emergency
8:37 PM - Perigrin: What agent?
8:37 PM - Wilson: they've noticed the corpse
8:37 PM - Wilson: but
8:37 PM - Perigrin: shite
8:37 PM - Wilson: buh bye
8:37 PM - Perigrin: Run
8:37 PM - Wilson: *Pachooo
8:37 PM - Perigrin: evacuate to HQ for debreifing
8:37 PM - Wilson: on a motherfucking escape pod*
8:38 PM - Perigrin: good job agent

So this just happened.

saltmummy626 · « **Reply #1292 on:** July 15, 2015, 08:33:05 pm »

Quote from: Perigrin on July 14, 2015, 09:39:21 pm

*all that*

0_o wut

Perigrin · « **Reply #1293 on:** July 15, 2015, 10:03:06 pm »

Me showing Wilson a neato fake hacker site escalated into impromptu RP.

Wheel-Son · « **Reply #1294 on:** July 17, 2015, 04:20:23 pm »

So, my laptop's power cord's power block thingy (what I call it) was fried so I had to get a new one. NOW IMMA BACK FROM THE DED.

Bubbadoo · « **Reply #1295 on:** July 17, 2015, 06:58:10 pm »

Quote from: Wilson on July 17, 2015, 04:20:23 pm

So, my laptop's power cord's power block thingy (what I call it) was fried so I had to get a new one. NOW IMMA BACK FROM THE DED.

Ah those power block things, I wonder if there is an official name for them? The one I have for my small laptop is a kinda old one, and it is the size of a brick.

RedVulnus · « **Reply #1296 on:** July 18, 2015, 02:20:22 pm »

Quote from: Wilson on July 17, 2015, 04:20:23 pm

So, my laptop's power cord's power block thingy (what I call it) was fried so I had to get a new one. NOW IMMA BACK FROM THE DED.

glad to have you back man.

Wheel-Son · « **Reply #1297 on:** July 18, 2015, 03:22:23 pm »

Yesterday was muh birtday, Musta forgot to post that yesterday

Quote from: Vulnus on July 18, 2015, 02:20:22 pm

Quote from: Wilson on July 17, 2015, 04:20:23 pm
So, my laptop's power cord's power block thingy (what I call it) was fried so I had to get a new one. NOW IMMA BACK FROM THE DED.
glad to have you back man.

Thnk u

BadSniper · « **Reply #1298 on:** July 18, 2015, 08:15:23 pm »

Quote from: Wilson on July 18, 2015, 03:22:23 pm

Yesterday was muh birtday, Musta forgot to post that yesterday

Well in that case, happy (belated) birthday!

In other news, 4 US Marines were shot and killed the other day at a recruiting center, and a US Navy sailor later died earlier today.

Unsurprisingly, the sign did not stop the shooter.

RedVulnus · « **Reply #1299 on:** July 18, 2015, 09:31:27 pm »

****. Honestly military personel in recruiting offices should be allowed to have fire arms since they should have the training required to properly and safely handle the weapon. They shouldn't be pulling it out to show to people but they should be allowed to have them none the less, they are part of the job after all.
EDIT: Hope the guy who killed them has been caught and will be charged and punished for the crime. Hoping the families of the Marines and Sailor are getting whatever help they need.

saltmummy626 · « **Reply #1300 on:** July 19, 2015, 12:58:37 am »

Quote from: Bubbadoo on July 17, 2015, 06:58:10 pm

Quote from: Wilson on July 17, 2015, 04:20:23 pm
So, my laptop's power cord's power block thingy (what I call it) was fried so I had to get a new one. NOW IMMA BACK FROM THE DED.
Ah those power block things, I wonder if there is an official name for them? The one I have for my small laptop is a kinda old one, and it is the size of a brick.

The AC adapter. Ive gone through one of them and two cords. in the case of the adapter, over time the cord tries to unravel/twist because of being rolled up or other wear and it contracts, slowly pulling the wire out of the contacts in the adapter. That is if a power surge doesn't fuk it first. The plug portion usually wears out due to bending at the base of the bits at either end, causing the same wire/contact pull away. Those old AC adapters are a bit more resilient than the newer ones.

When I replaced my hard drive after the old one shat itself, I was told to send my old hard drive to the company that provided the replacement (dell) but I never got around to it. I've never been reminded to do it or reprimanded for not doing it, so I just kept it. I wonder if their are consequences for not sending it to them...

RedVulnus · « **Reply #1301 on:** July 19, 2015, 02:58:03 am »

no I'm curious who gave me a Borish point...I mean I don't really care but curiousity

ajwilli1 · « **Reply #1302 on:** July 19, 2015, 03:37:05 am »

Here's a better question WHY DO I HAVE 10 DAPPER POINTS!

Am I really that nice, or are people ****ing with me. But **** silly internet points I'm going to show you my ~~Hotline Miami doll~~ ~~action figure~~ ~~hug pillow?~~ collectable that I got for $85 bucks.

As you can see I'm responsible with my money and invest it in silly trinkets.

Spoiler: A little bit of a large image (hover to show)

Spoiler: The real reason anyone bought this figure (WARNING: Plastic Badonkadonk) (hover to show)

If I have any complaints it'd be these:

1. The joints are kinda hard to manipulate, like you have to apply some force to attach or move parts. And its kinda scary that you have to do that especially considering the price.

2. His ****ing shoes are hard to take off, like I went to see how the feet moved, that and I wanted to see what the figure looked like with all the accessories on. (Got Trauma Jacket as a bonus for free, so I wanted to see what he looked like with the hospital gown and Jacket bandage mask. Which is how I found out he doesn't have a Hank Hill ass.)

3. The arms. Alright, so these arms can only bend certain ways right? Well I didn't ****ing know that, and his jacket covers up where the joints can and can't bend. So say you went to bend his arm left to make him look like he's about to katana up a evil Russian Mobster when his arm might come clean off. So you have to ask your (used to work in a hobby shop) father help you figure out how to fix something you just got for 5 minutes. Thank Christ for that, because I read some tweets and kickstarter comments. Apparently this problem is so bad they had to make a video about how to move his arms.

Anyway, Jacket now has a metal screw in one of his joints and now that arm moves better then ever and its a ton more durable then plastic.

Manny Pardo may be born with Thick Skin, but Jacket's bones have been augmented.

Bubbadoo · « **Reply #1303 on:** July 19, 2015, 06:40:39 am »

Decided my sig wasn't long enough already.

EDIT: Changed the location of my spinning dapper cacodemon and spooky scary revenant to condense my sig a little.

Wheel-Son · « **Reply #1304 on:** July 20, 2015, 12:41:10 am »

Are the masks, like, heads or can you take them off and see Jackets rugged looks.

Utterly Mad

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