Author Topic: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS  (Read 218480 times)

0 Members and 12 Guests are viewing this topic.

  • Dragon
  • Probably Perigrin
  • *
  • Posts: 4,120
  • Dapperness +26/-19
  • Psycho Bored Dragon
    • View Profile
Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2955 on: August 19, 2016, 03:54:34 pm »
Personally I'd rather consider the spear an "oh shit" weapon for when you've already poked a few new orifices into the catch.

  • God Teir
  • *
  • Posts: 1,045
  • Dapperness +2/-3
    • View Profile
Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2956 on: August 19, 2016, 04:18:08 pm »
Having killed lots of boars once opon a time, I can just about guarantee you a spear is more humane in pretty much every way than most guns they are shot with. A spear's actually a pretty great weapon for animals or anything else too stupid to go around it.

Also, the Hawaiians still use baiting, dropping from trees, and knives in their hunts. Admittedly, their pigs are a bit smaller than the Russian boars we have here, but they can still fuck you up if you land on them wrong. Unfortunately I can't find my pictures of what that looks like.
Gone. Cheers guys.

  • Admin
  • POST LORD
  • *****
  • Posts: 2,463
  • Dapperness +20/-7
  • Lord of Gulgatha
    • View Profile
Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2957 on: August 19, 2016, 05:31:36 pm »
Not quiet what you had in mind, but there is this.



In case you don't like a little bit of blood and field dressing of dead animals, a descritpion. The dogs hold the boar down while the hunter finishes it off, then they skin and butcher it.
I'm really just a sexy skeleton in a suit.
Fingering techniques are very important
Quote from: Six
Using guns while sober? Sounds like you're a coward.
Yes, little hats for every noodle.
Everyone is forks it seems.
"Everything is fucked forever, and ever, and ever." -Forrest 2016

  • Postcount Generalissimo
  • *
  • Posts: 1,518
  • Dapperness +27/-65535
  • Cat of Conspiracy and Granola
  • Location: 1123 6536 5321
    • View Profile
Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2958 on: August 19, 2016, 05:56:17 pm »
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

  • God Teir
  • *
  • Posts: 1,045
  • Dapperness +2/-3
    • View Profile
Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2959 on: August 19, 2016, 06:02:59 pm »
Not quiet what you had in mind, but there is this.

I've tagged along on one of those too, and it's the *other* way to do it. Waiting in a tree above a bait pile and dropping on the thing with a knife is far more badass though.
Gone. Cheers guys.

  • Probably okay.
  • Admin
  • POST LORD
  • *****
  • Posts: 2,221
  • Dapperness +55/-55
  • It is what it is.
  • Location: England - Liverpool
    • View Profile
Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2960 on: August 19, 2016, 06:20:59 pm »
Also, doubleposting ensues. Someone on the CDDA forums might be looking into this forum. So, to quote them, question time:

Quote
Any reason why I get a malware warning when I navigate to Utterly Mad?
That might be down to the forum doing something weird tbh, it's likely they're using Chrome and it's picking up an error in the webpage and overreacting to it, Chrome always does it. Forum maintenance should fix it in a day or two if it hasn't already.
« Last Edit: August 19, 2016, 06:24:09 pm by Six »
Formerly SiegeLion

Sixposting INTENSIFIES
leather made from foreskin.
yeah, i'd punch an old lady.
Everything's gunpowder if you have enough oxidizer.
It can only mean the shenangularity.

  • Dragon
  • Probably Perigrin
  • *
  • Posts: 4,120
  • Dapperness +26/-19
  • Psycho Bored Dragon
    • View Profile
Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2961 on: August 19, 2016, 06:55:36 pm »
The other way to do it? I figured there were three ways to do it. The "jump out of a tree" method, the "provoke it into a boar spear" method, and the "shoot it" method. :V

  • God Teir
  • *
  • Posts: 1,045
  • Dapperness +2/-3
    • View Profile
Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2962 on: August 19, 2016, 07:05:54 pm »
Well, yeah. But hunting is less exciting if you aren't using archaic technology of one form or another.
Gone. Cheers guys.

  • Probably okay.
  • Admin
  • POST LORD
  • *****
  • Posts: 2,221
  • Dapperness +55/-55
  • It is what it is.
  • Location: England - Liverpool
    • View Profile
Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2963 on: August 19, 2016, 07:06:18 pm »

I have reason to believe you found this on Reddit
Formerly SiegeLion

Sixposting INTENSIFIES
leather made from foreskin.
yeah, i'd punch an old lady.
Everything's gunpowder if you have enough oxidizer.
It can only mean the shenangularity.

  • Dragon
  • Probably Perigrin
  • *
  • Posts: 4,120
  • Dapperness +26/-19
  • Psycho Bored Dragon
    • View Profile
Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2964 on: August 19, 2016, 07:24:50 pm »
I have reason to believe you found this on Reddit

Nope. I'm not on reddit actually. Not sure how, but I recently found that youtuber while browsing other videos.

  • Postcount Generalissimo
  • *
  • Posts: 1,518
  • Dapperness +27/-65535
  • Cat of Conspiracy and Granola
  • Location: 1123 6536 5321
    • View Profile
Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2965 on: August 20, 2016, 04:54:13 am »
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

  • Dragon
  • Probably Perigrin
  • *
  • Posts: 4,120
  • Dapperness +26/-19
  • Psycho Bored Dragon
    • View Profile
Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2966 on: August 20, 2016, 11:10:00 am »
Do I even want to know? :V

  • Admin
  • POST LORD
  • *****
  • Posts: 2,463
  • Dapperness +20/-7
  • Lord of Gulgatha
    • View Profile
Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2967 on: August 20, 2016, 06:25:26 pm »
Do I even want to know? :V
Yes. It's important that you know.
I'm really just a sexy skeleton in a suit.
Fingering techniques are very important
Quote from: Six
Using guns while sober? Sounds like you're a coward.
Yes, little hats for every noodle.
Everyone is forks it seems.
"Everything is fucked forever, and ever, and ever." -Forrest 2016

  • Postcount Generalissimo
  • *
  • Posts: 1,518
  • Dapperness +27/-65535
  • Cat of Conspiracy and Granola
  • Location: 1123 6536 5321
    • View Profile
Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2968 on: August 21, 2016, 04:40:39 pm »
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

  • Dragon
  • Probably Perigrin
  • *
  • Posts: 4,120
  • Dapperness +26/-19
  • Psycho Bored Dragon
    • View Profile
Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2969 on: August 21, 2016, 04:52:25 pm »
It's like a swing set for manchildren.

 

NOCTIFER IS A FAGGOT