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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3645 on: October 20, 2016, 11:27:35 am »
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I mean, I am 17, act like a child, and have the cynicism of a 40 year old bitter, bitter person.
The youngest one mentally is totally Wilson tho.

u fokin' wot mate. I'm a 27 year old man. i will focking kill you.
Why do I have a hard time believing this?


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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3646 on: October 20, 2016, 11:46:17 am »
Quote from: Random_Dragon on October 20, 2016, 11:13:38 am
Meanwhile, we can probably guess that Cacocat is only old in cat years. o3o
Cats don't experience a different passage of time so our years are the same to non-cat years, unless we're on a different planet then it's different.
23 is really old for a cat. Like should be long dead old.


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I mean, I am 17, act like a child, and have the cynicism of a 40 year old bitter, bitter person.
The youngest one mentally is totally Wilson tho.

u fokin' wot mate. I'm a 27 year old man. i will focking kill you.
Why do I have a hard time believing this?


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Or maybe they're both Lurker.
Its him! I swear! He even admitted it!
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Can you stop putting 2X4's into the flame (lit)?!
How about NO!

What if I say please?
What if I was to keep saying no, Mrnolurkifer?
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Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3647 on: October 20, 2016, 11:53:22 am »
I would call you a mean cat!
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3648 on: October 20, 2016, 12:04:26 pm »
Quote from: Caconym on October 20, 2016, 11:46:17 am
Cats don't experience a different passage of time so our years are the same to non-cat years, unless we're on a different planet then it's different.
23 is really old for a cat. Like should be long dead old.

True. And even then, cat aging isn't a standard linear progression that allows for "cat years" to make sense. Still funny. :V
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3649 on: October 20, 2016, 12:09:43 pm »
Quote from: Noctifer on October 20, 2016, 11:53:22 am
I would call you a mean cat!
Mean is a bit redundant when talking about cats. :P
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3650 on: October 20, 2016, 12:27:54 pm »
Cats can be not mean. They can also be derpy. :V
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3651 on: October 20, 2016, 12:29:58 pm »
Quote from: Random_Dragon on October 20, 2016, 12:27:54 pm
Cats can be not mean. They can also be derpy. :V
Caconym is definitely of the mean variety...  :'(
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3652 on: October 20, 2016, 12:34:46 pm »
But also a derpcat.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3653 on: October 20, 2016, 12:36:54 pm »
Multitasking is a thing so I will grant that as well.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3654 on: October 20, 2016, 05:15:11 pm »
I am saddragon. Net company can't come out here, so I'm stuck with potato satellite.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3655 on: October 20, 2016, 05:23:21 pm »
>Potato Statellite
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3656 on: October 20, 2016, 06:04:00 pm »
That looks about right, plus or minus a very angry dragon on ground level. o3o
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3657 on: October 20, 2016, 06:07:28 pm »
The angry dragon is too small to be seen but it is there eating many a heretic.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3658 on: October 20, 2016, 11:35:22 pm »
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It won't let me save my scores. Also, the metal slug one is not great XD. Wish it had joust.

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A protip for the utterly mad. If you tell someone you are going to crush their skull with your dick, you better be prepared to do it. I'm not talking about skull fucking or any other sexual meaning, I mean using your girth + weight to flatten a persons head or using your length + muscle to squeeze their brains out of their ears like a python.
That is very peculiar and situational advice but noted.
It is highly situational. Just remember, if you don't accidentally knock over a shed by turning around too quickly at least once a week, you have no right to threaten people with your genitals. Tipping over a wheelbarrow every three days is alright too.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3659 on: October 20, 2016, 11:42:03 pm »
Medical or repair?
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