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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #60 on: November 07, 2015, 10:35:08 am »
I held a spoon over a candle.

I was 7.

I was like, "Oh, it can't be hot!"

I put the spoon to my lips (Because that's like, how you test if some food is hot amirite)

Burned the top of my lip and left a scab for a few weeks. Not my brightest moment.
  
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