Utterly Mad

I assume to swim in human corpses you'd have to put them through a rather large blender, or a smaller blender if you do it in pieces, but that seems more work than necessary.
I imagine swimming through liquefied human to be similar to swimming through custard.

Edit: I realised that liquefied humans is walking dangerously close to The Abyss.

Oh vore, so thats what your into then?

How much would someone have to pay you to punch a baby?

Are you a professional dragon? How to you deal with a dwindling marketplace and educated clients who don't want the services of a dragon with less than 3000 years experience?

Have you ever considered getting a middle man to sell dragon fire proof suits of armor to valorous knights, just so you can force the knights to realize at the last moment that while the armor IS fire proof, that protection doesn't actually extend itself to the wearer and then having the armor cleaned up and resold to another dumb-yet-valorous knight?

I only ask because I once knew a dragon who did that. He lived to a very ripe old age conning idiotic warriors like that. They would come stomping up the mountain to his lair and he would burn them and have his hired man clean the armor and repair any dints the fool who owned it last put in it. A recall a small village formed at the base of his mountain whose sole income stream was from selling supplies to the traveling heroes. All told, the dragon got along quiet well with the village what with the profits from his scam being such that he didn't need to extort them. I only know this because I spent some time in the village myself in the days when I still needed to steal corpses.

Knights kill dragons. Guns kill knights and wrecked the concept of chivalry. So, if knights kill dragons, and guns kill knights, do guns kill dragons?

If yes, how do you deal with villagers armed with Kalashnikovs?

Hobnob?

No, I was offering you a hobnob.


Hobnob?