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I wish for glory to the Giant Cheese Monster and his followers.
Granted. The Giant Cheese Monster becomes the new deity of Scientology.
I wish it would stop snowing.
Granted. It stops snowing, and never snows again for all eternity, and everyone lives happily ever after(yes, I fucking hate snow so much that I broke the rules of my own fucking thread and didn't corrupt the wish!).
I wish for lots of snickers bars.