And I cannot lie? o3oWe're asking the questions dammit
But what about big butts?
Answer. My. Question. Do you. Like. Butts?
Have you ever explored an abandoned building?
What is your favorite color?
Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?
Are you Stephen Moffat?
Do your milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard?
What is your weapon of choice?
How many body parts are you willing to donate to "project corn fritter" after your untimely death?
Where did you hide the bodies?
How many mythological creatures don't have a reflection?
How many breads have you eaten in your life.
I dunno man I guess we could start it over or something dude.How many breads have you eaten in your life.
I dunno, do you remember how many people you've eaten? Wait, we got it backwards.
I dunno man I guess we could start it over or something dude.
*cough*
How many people have you eaten in your life?
DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What is your Stand?
How much is too much?
How much would someone have to pay you to punch a baby?
Have you ever considered getting a middle man to sell dragon fire proof suits of armor to valorous knights, just so you can force the knights to realize at the last moment that while the armor IS fire proof, that protection doesn't actually extend itself to the wearer and then having the armor cleaned up and resold to another dumb-yet-valorous knight?
How much would I have to pay a baby to punch you?
Knights kill dragons. Guns kill knights and wrecked the concept of chivalry. So, if knights kill dragons, and guns kill knights, do guns kill dragons?
Hobnob?
How big is yourbad dragondildo collection?
In a zombie apocalypse, would you take a car or a large amount of bacon with you to a safehouse?
Furry trash reporting, must be asked. It's obvious you are into scalies, yeeees? '3'
So, what is your thoughts on other scales, like lizards, sharks, snakes, etcetera?
And do you like leeeeewd furry stuff?
What is the game of your childhood?
(Also Jesus bubbs your fucking sig has doom gigs off the charts.)
I know~ (http://i.imgur.com/3YWgRAy.png)
f/f/m or f/m/m?
Would you rather have to run 1/2 a mile, wearing a coat made of pilchards through a flock of starving puffins; or climb up a telegraph pole which is coated in cheese graters and then jump off into a skip full of mousetraps wearing only a swimsuit ?
f/f/m or f/m/m?Yes.
Related - how do dragons procreate? Are you like turtles, or like frogs, or more like fish?
In a lewd rp are you the type to assume dommish Or subbish? '3'
Hnng...don't make me divulge how much I've overthought draconic anatomy, with respect to the setting I've used for OCs before.You do realise you must now?
You do realise you must now?
Heyyyy durgon. What's your opinion on this obscure furry race, moths?
Onion rings or bacon circles?
Hnng...don't make me divulge how much I've overthought draconic anatomy, with respect to the setting I've used for OCs before.
Can you divulge how much you've overthought draconic anatomy, with respect to the setting you've used for OCs before?
Give me your opinions on shaaaaaarks
Would you rather have to swim 50 metres through a swimming pool filled with hedgehogs (no water, just hedgehogs); or go two years with no porn of any kind.
Would you rather be unable to see anything except letters clearly, or be able to see clearly but not see letters for the rest of your life?
Do you have an established fursona?
Do you have F-List? '3'
You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl/guy. You show it to your husband/wife. He/She likes it so much, he/she hangs it on your bedroom wall. The girl/guy is lying on a bearskin rug. What do you do about it?
It's your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
Clearly the answer is to hang this on the opposite wall.Confusing me how?
Spoiler: Sorta-SFW Sharktits
Which has the useful side effect of confusing Bubba. o3o
It's your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
Is this a reference to something derpy? >.o
You'’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there'’s a wasp crawling on your arm. What do you do?
They're just questions, R.D. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. Shall we continue?
Confusing me how?
You'’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’'s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn itself over, but it can'’t, not without your help. But you’'re not helping. Why is that?
You're watching a stage play - a banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog stuffed with rice. are the raw oysters less acceptable to you than the dish of boiled dog?
Meh. Would be much better if it waaaaas a male shark. I don't like tits, they are a turn off for me. Not confusing though.
And thus, the weirdest sharkboner ensues. o3oNot really? I already stated I dislike them?
I think we have enough data to correlate your responses. Caconym, do you have a verdict?
I think we have enough data to correlate your responses. Caconym, do you have a verdict?He's a replicant and should be 'retired'!
He's a replicant and should be 'retired'!
Random! anything to say for yourself?
He's a replicant and should be 'retired'!
Random! anything to say for yourself?
You're the replicant here. You were all along. D:
Unfortunately, he lacks an AMA, so I have no way of establishing that. :P
Are you accusing Caconym of being a replicant to hide the fact that you're a replicant?
Dammit random, stop failing Voide-Kampf tests when I stop playing attention.
Would you eat Neo Kobe Pizza?
Dammit random, stop failing Voight-KampffClearly the test was not designed with lunatics like me in mind. :V
Have you seen things we wouldn't believe?
Will you watch blade runner if I get you a link and some more shark tits? Its got fucking Harrison Ford in it.
On a more serious note, still concerning movies, have you ever seen "Rubber" and what did you think of it if yes?
Also, do you like dags?
And that sounds vaguely racist, so I would assume I don't care either way. :Vhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXILzUpVx7A
Do I even want to watch this? :VIt was a decent movie so yes.
What's worse, communism or fascism?
Pretty solid answer, that one.yeah, but we are gonna have to keep an eye on him now. First thing they say is "yeah but it's an interesting idea, at least on paper." and the next thing you know your standing in line for a loaf of bread and people are clamoring for a free market economy.
yeah, but we are gonna have to keep an eye on him now. First thing they say is "yeah but it's an interesting idea, at least on paper." and the next thing you know your standing in line for a loaf of bread and people are clamoring for a free market economy.
Where you aware that saliva causes cancer, but only if ingested in tiny amounts over a long period of time?
Hey RD, what kind of bees produce milk?
Oh god I'm going to hell, aren't I?
If you could remove any one person from history who would it be and why? How do you think that would change the world today?
What weapon do I get if I cut off your tail?And can we use the "200 arrows" method to get it?
What weapon do I get if I cut off your tail?
And can we use the "200 arrows" method to get it?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladenswallowdragon?
I'll add to that. What kind of Gs can a dragon withstand in a controlled dive?
What do you do with them after you capture them?
How many times have you been charged for castle rebuilding?
I heard the Princess Tower sections are expensive.
Do you breathe fire? Do you use any magic?