Utterly Mad

ACT 1: Into Madness

Main Group

The RV still rattles its way behind the caravan, the sounds of casual radio chatter about the mission are still going on.

But you swear to God, you can hear the opening chords to some Guns N' Roses song in the distance....


Broke Caravan

With all of you piled into the car you take off, with Josh silently driving you out of town and into the gloomy-grey tinted forests as snow slowly starts to come down outside. Missy is the first to answer Jove's question, "If you count the w­horehouse out in the middle of a death and snow covered tundra. No, we really haven't. "-BUT I HAVE! You see I saw a man in an ole' duster coat from the golden days, first I thought it was Isaac. But this man wasn't him, didn't have the bandages, and wore one of them silly Ruskie hats. Didn't really say anything, just kinda formed outta thin air and started walking south. Which lead us to this town!", the old man Mordecai cheerfully pipes in with the excitement of a six-year old on Christmas. "Oh. Don't go scaring them with that damn Russian Ghost crap, my Pa' told me the same thing back out West. "The man in the duster, will take you away to his home, where he'll take you to another world where he'll eat your bones like Rat Ribs.", used to tell me that all the time to keep me from wandering too far."

"But The Duster from the desert doesn't wear a Ushanka, he wears a sombrero. So its a totally different ghost!" The old man laughs as he finishes his sentence, realizing how absurd this whole conversation was. Missy once again interrupts, turning to Jove, "So I gotta ask... what's with the hands? You should have a pretty cool story with how you got them replaced."