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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4065 on: November 23, 2016, 09:49:59 pm »
You will never unlock me!!!
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4066 on: November 23, 2016, 09:51:48 pm »
Noctifer confirmed for wearing a chastity belt.

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4067 on: November 23, 2016, 11:11:16 pm »
He'll totally do it, unlock all them secrets. He has...a skeleton key. *ba dum tish*
That is probably the best joke that's ever been made on this forum.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4068 on: November 23, 2016, 11:32:18 pm »
Noctifer confirmed for wearing a chastity belt.
I am not a sexual deviant!
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4069 on: November 24, 2016, 01:04:18 am »
Noctifer confirmed for wearing a chastity belt.
I am not a sexual deviant!
You need some of that chewing tobacco then. Oh wait, deviant? Sorry I thought you said sexual tyrannosaurus.
I'm really just a sexy skeleton in a suit.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4070 on: November 24, 2016, 01:06:27 am »
That is probably the best joke that's ever been made on this forum.
Our standards aren't exactly high.

I am the pundragon, my puns just drag on and on.

I am not a sexual deviant!

Wouldn't wearing a chastity belt make you the opposite of a sexual deviant? Unless you're wearing a chastity belt and nothing else.

...winged soviet youkai chick in nothing but a chastity belt, not sure if want.

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4071 on: November 24, 2016, 01:10:29 am »
Speaking of google searches, the first thing you see when you google image search "sexual tyrannosaurus" is obviously predator stuff. The second thing is a picture of two T-rexes going at it with the caption "DID HOMOSEXUALITY KILL OFF THE DINOSAURS?" Which is hilarious. Surprisingly little sexual content, though there is a little. The best thing I found with that search was this:
I'm really just a sexy skeleton in a suit.
Fingering techniques are very important
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4072 on: November 24, 2016, 01:58:34 am »
I am assuming by "predator stuff" you mean assorted fetishes. :V

And what the derp. Not enough shygirl. o3o

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4073 on: November 24, 2016, 02:04:18 am »
Wouldn't wearing a chastity belt make you the opposite of a sexual deviant?
*Mumble grumble* Guess you have point... *Mumble grumble*

Speaking of google searches, the first thing you see when you google image search "sexual tyrannosaurus" is obviously predator stuff.
This forum keeps adding to the do not google list!
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4074 on: November 24, 2016, 02:09:14 am »
No, actually. By predator stuff I meant memes with the picture of the character who said "sexual tyrannosaurus" with captions around it. Like this one:
I'm really just a sexy skeleton in a suit.
Fingering techniques are very important
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4075 on: November 24, 2016, 02:36:37 am »
This forum keeps adding to the do not google list!

...here's another for you, and just for you: "karbo touhou"

Just to ruin your childhood. Or your teenagerhood. Or young-adulthood or whenever you become a Touhou fan.

EDIT: Funny thing is that the actual first result I got when doing that was SFW and not weird. :V

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4076 on: November 24, 2016, 02:48:32 am »
Touhou Vore?! Come on, you have to try harder than that!
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4077 on: November 24, 2016, 03:09:56 am »
Pbbbt. Noctifer confirmed for voraphile apparently. o3o

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4078 on: November 24, 2016, 03:12:01 am »
Pbbbt. Noctifer confirmed for voraphile apparently. o3o
I am just no longer shocked after the many a things touhou I have seen and read. My fetishes are pretty vanilla.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4079 on: November 24, 2016, 03:18:46 am »
Dangit, now I gotta actually put effort into ruining your childhood.

 

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