That is probably the best joke that's ever been made on this forum.
Our standards aren't exactly high.
I am the pundragon, my puns just drag on and on.
I am not a sexual deviant!
Wouldn't wearing a chastity belt make you the opposite of a sexual deviant? Unless you're wearing a chastity belt and nothing else.
...winged soviet youkai chick in nothing but a chastity belt, not sure if want.