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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #540 on: October 01, 2016, 03:57:06 pm »
I wish I had a bottle of coke that never went warm, never spontaneously combusted, and never went flat.

Granted, but it's actually pepsi.
The wishes are supposed to get worse, not better.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #541 on: October 01, 2016, 04:05:30 pm »
I wish I had a bottle of coke that never went warm, never spontaneously combusted, and never went flat.

Granted, but it's actually pepsi.
The wishes are supposed to get worse, not better.

And they call me a heretic...
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #542 on: October 01, 2016, 04:21:37 pm »
I wish I had a bottle of coke that never went warm, never spontaneously combusted, and never went flat.

Granted, but it's actually pepsi.
The wishes are supposed to get worse, not better.

Why no dr. pepper. ;w;

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #543 on: October 01, 2016, 09:58:56 pm »
I wish I had a bottle of coke that never went warm, never spontaneously combusted, and never went flat.

Granted, but it's actually pepsi.
The wishes are supposed to get worse, not better.

Why no dr. pepper. ;w;
Dr Pepper tastes like a chemical spill at a cough medicine factory is why.
All of Y'all are soda heretics, Cream Soda is the one true soda!
Also, none of you made wishes, so you are all heretics.
I wish for cream soda.
Thanks Peri for making me question muh sexualities once again.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #544 on: October 01, 2016, 10:05:03 pm »
Granted, it's cream of tomato soda.

I wish everyone would realize Pepsi is better than Coke.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #545 on: October 02, 2016, 12:56:52 pm »
Granted, you then woke up.

I wish for a cheese cart wheel.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #546 on: October 02, 2016, 01:09:15 pm »
Granted, you see a block of cheese do the most spectacular cart wheel you've ever seen.

I wish I was the most fabulous hairdresser to have ever lived.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #547 on: October 02, 2016, 01:10:27 pm »
Granted but no one recognizes your talent so you die broke.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #548 on: October 02, 2016, 07:20:51 pm »
You die a sad, lonely man because you DIDN'T FUCKING WISH

I wish for Dr. Pepper. I liek Dr. Pepper.
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« Reply #549 on: October 02, 2016, 08:22:13 pm »
You die a sad, lonely man because you DIDN'T FUCKING WISH

I wish for Dr. Pepper. I liek Dr. Pepper.

FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!!!!

Granted but its gas-less.

I wish for a self playing guitar.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #550 on: October 02, 2016, 08:25:24 pm »
Granted, it only plays Darude Sandstorm

I wish nekos were real and they are as cute and cuddly as they're depicted as.
Every tuba you touch melts into cats.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #551 on: October 02, 2016, 08:35:31 pm »
Granted, bit they also want to claw your legs off.

I wish I had a pet lizard. ;w;

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #552 on: October 02, 2016, 08:36:45 pm »
Granted but it conspires to kill you daily.

I wish for the cure to cooties.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #553 on: October 03, 2016, 12:41:12 am »
Granted, however the cure is AIDs.

I wish to be able to teleport to any location at will.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #554 on: October 03, 2016, 12:44:10 am »
Granted but it takes 10 years for each teleport.

I wish for for a  candle (lit).
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