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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #75 on: March 22, 2015, 01:49:37 am »
Granted, you are forever unable to use the phrase "I wish"

I wish Hitler hadn't been so racist.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #76 on: March 22, 2015, 01:50:40 am »
granted, he was so un racist he killed everyone.

i wish for MOAR POWER TO THE POWER GENERATORS!
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #77 on: March 22, 2015, 02:02:33 am »
Quote from: Perigrin on March 22, 2015, 01:50:40 am
granted, he was so un racist he killed everyone.

i wish for MOAR POWER TO THE POWER GENERATORS!
Granted.  They explode and kill the universe.

I wish I could find an underarm deodorant which lasted for several days but wasn't the cancer causing anti-antiperspirant kind.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #78 on: March 22, 2015, 02:04:07 am »
granted, but its an SCP that causes delusions of being Napoleon.

i wish for the ability to be indestructable, and create any SCP i wanted.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #79 on: March 22, 2015, 09:50:46 am »
Quote from: Perigrin on March 22, 2015, 02:04:07 am
granted, but its an SCP that causes delusions of being Napoleon.

i wish for the ability to be indestructable, and create any SCP i wanted.

Granted. You are indestructible, but it ages you at an accelerated rate. You die of old age tomorrow.

I wish KFC would deliver.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #80 on: March 22, 2015, 10:05:42 am »
KFC delivery is extremely slow, to the point that the food is rotten by the time it arrives.

I wish I was an extremely skilled leader of the world.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #81 on: March 22, 2015, 10:07:53 am »
Quote from: Rhodri on March 22, 2015, 10:05:42 am
KFC delivery is extremely slow, to the point that the food is rotten by the time it arrives.

I wish I was an extremely skilled leader of the world.

Granted. Unfortunately, you become Hitler, and "skilled leader" is not really what you're best known for.

I wish I had a paradox-free time machine.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #82 on: March 22, 2015, 01:12:26 pm »
Granted, sadly it runs out of battery and you are trapped in 1760's Austrailia.

I wish someone would tell me what the Dogscape was so that I don't have to go read it myself...please?
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #83 on: March 22, 2015, 01:15:17 pm »
Dogscape turns out to prove the turns out to prove the phrase "You don't want to know"

I wish for glory to the Giant Cheese Monster and his followers.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #84 on: March 22, 2015, 01:46:47 pm »
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #85 on: March 22, 2015, 02:04:17 pm »
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #86 on: March 22, 2015, 02:05:25 pm »
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #87 on: March 22, 2015, 02:46:19 pm »
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Quote from: Rhodri on March 22, 2015, 01:15:17 pm
Dogscape turns out to prove the turns out to prove the phrase "You don't want to know"

I wish for glory to the Giant Cheese Monster and his followers.

Granted. The Giant Cheese Monster becomes the new deity of Scientology.

I wish it would stop snowing.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #88 on: March 22, 2015, 02:51:04 pm »
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Quote from: Rhodri on March 22, 2015, 01:15:17 pm
Dogscape turns out to prove the turns out to prove the phrase "You don't want to know"

I wish for glory to the Giant Cheese Monster and his followers.

Granted. The Giant Cheese Monster becomes the new deity of Scientology.

I wish it would stop snowing.
Granted.  It stops snowing, and never snows again for all eternity, and everyone lives happily ever after(yes, I fucking hate snow so much that I broke the rules of my own fucking thread and didn't corrupt the wish!). 

I wish for lots of snickers bars.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #89 on: March 22, 2015, 02:52:57 pm »
You eat them all and get diabetes.

I want to be where the people are. Want to see them, see them dancing...
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