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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #90 on: March 22, 2015, 02:57:33 pm »
Quote from: Rhodri on March 22, 2015, 02:52:57 pm
You eat them all and get diabetes.

I want to be where the people are. Want to see them, see them dancing...

You go to hell, and spend eternity dancing over the coals of charred dreams.

I wish I had a realistic, moderate amount of vodka.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #91 on: March 22, 2015, 03:34:15 pm »
It's poisoned.

I wish I could sleep at night.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #92 on: March 22, 2015, 03:36:45 pm »
With this trusty dagger, you can sleep forever.

 I wish I was a dragon.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #93 on: March 22, 2015, 03:41:53 pm »
granted, but you are forever followed by gay scalies.

i wish to be a furry i guess.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #94 on: March 22, 2015, 04:00:41 pm »
You become more than a furry. A SUPER FURRY! You look like a handsome, anthropomorphic panda! You are captured by government agents and terminated.

I wish I wasn't a sociopath. This wish seems more like a curse, when I think about it...
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #95 on: March 22, 2015, 04:16:12 pm »
Granted, you stab someone in the kidneys for being annoying. You get arrested for murder.

I want to know the ending of Homestuck
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #96 on: March 22, 2015, 04:19:00 pm »
granted, but it shatters your feeble mortal mind.
i wish for a wand of death
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #97 on: March 22, 2015, 04:23:38 pm »
Granted but it instantly kills you.

 I wish I could phase through matter on a whim.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #98 on: March 22, 2015, 04:24:35 pm »
Quote from: wilson7755 on March 22, 2015, 04:16:12 pm
Granted, you stab someone in the kidneys for being annoying. You get arrested for murder.
I said wasn't. :|

Do non-sociopathic people have extreme murderous tendencies I am not aware of?

Quote from: Exodus on March 22, 2015, 04:23:38 pm
Granted but it instantly kills you.

 I wish I could phase through matter on a whim.
You are made of matter, so you accidentally phase through yourself.

I wish to feel the Giant Cheese Monster deep inside of me.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #99 on: March 22, 2015, 05:17:15 pm »
Granted, but there's literally a Giant Cheese Monster inside you. Your stomach explodes and the Giant Cheese Monster bursts out of it, eats your remains, and proceeds to kill everyone in the same house as you, then goes on a rampage for world domination.

I wish for a bowl of nice hot ravioli, that isn't cooked with dicks, and tastes genuinely nice without any gross additives.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #100 on: March 22, 2015, 05:19:37 pm »
It has arsenic.

I wish the Giant Cheese Monster was a real god, and not just a rip-off of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and wasn't just a figment of my Twin Suns RP character's imagination.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #101 on: March 22, 2015, 05:48:44 pm »
Quote from: Rhodri on March 22, 2015, 05:19:37 pm
It has arsenic.

I wish the Giant Cheese Monster was a real god, and not just a rip-off of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and wasn't just a figment of my Twin Suns RP character's imagination.

Granted. The Giant Cheese Monster is as real as any other god, and instead is a ripoff of Eris rather than the ripoff of the ripoff of Eris.

I wish my mount and blade troops were better at soaking up arrows.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #102 on: March 22, 2015, 05:50:06 pm »
To do this, they become inanimate sponges. They are useless soldiers.

I wish I had a dildo.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #103 on: March 22, 2015, 05:52:39 pm »
You have a dildo, but as you use it you feel a sharp pain caused by the razor blades attached to it and bleed out as a result.
I wish that my GF didnt use a strapon on me.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #104 on: March 22, 2015, 05:54:49 pm »
Quote from: Zaweri Runewright on March 22, 2015, 05:52:39 pm
You have a dildo, but as you use it you feel a sharp pain caused by the razor blades attached to it and bleed out as a result.
I wish that my GF didnt use a strapon on me.

Granted, you have a boyfriend instead.

I wish Rhodri had a better dildo because he actually granted my wish in a satisfactory manner. All I need is sponges.
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