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Dude just write more about Pre-Nuke Highway in the thread for Highway short stories.
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Author Topic: The Highway [Only took 18 years]  (Read 28695 times)

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Re: The Highway: F­ucking post edition
« Reply #285 on: August 12, 2015, 10:57:08 pm »
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Re: The Highway: F­ucking post edition
« Reply #286 on: August 12, 2015, 11:59:28 pm »
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"The idiot. Listen, as much as I'd love to shoot him in the head and move on. We can't, all the insurance, last will and testament, and papers are in his name. And he's good friends with Mordecai for whatever reason.", she then pushes herself off the bench. As soon as Isaac left, Missy answers Jove's question. "Dunno. Always thought it'd be rude to ask him why he wears bandages all the time, he might be horribly burned and carries scars with some terrible memories. Or maybe he's just real shy. Possibly, just possibly, he's a cosplayer.", she shrugs. "But I suppose that's a mystery for another time. Ready to get on the road and do some 'charity' work?"

The Isaac of Isaac: Isaac's Isaac: You see Mordecai leaning on the driver's door, trying to calm Joshua down. "No one ever believes a goddamned thing I say, no matter f­ucking what I do. Can't even forget myself for a few minutes without s­hit being thrown right back in my face! Ever since the thing with her brother, its been the same!"  "I know... but you can't look at it like that, I know things have been hard. But we have to keep moving forward, maybe we'll actually get something good this time, then we can take a long vacation down in NeoTokyo. How's that sound?" "*sigh* Sure... fine.... sounds fine. Get the others, and lets get outta here before the town shows up with pitchforks."

Mordecai then jumps a little as he sees you, "Oh! Phew... you know how to really give an old man a start, I thought you were a Mumm- you know what not funny. I guess its time to go, hope we get some oldies stations, then I can show you how we used to sing in the golden days!" He then does his old man chuckle ("HEHEHEH") and heads inside to tell the others.


Jove, I know your color ain't pink, and I should really just steal the HTML color code off your sig: Mordecai pushes open the doors before you can even respond to Missy, poking his head through the flappy-saloon doors. "Hope yer' ready, we're going on a TRIP!"

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Isaac walked over and looked at Joshua. "You owe me fifty dollars, and you're banned from the bar. Next time you get with an escort pay her or I might be the one shoving a barrel in your face. Understand?" He gripped the handle of his pistol tightly, prepared to pull it out if Joshua tried to draw a weapon.

((Is the guy in trench coat Missy's talking about Isaac?))

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"We'll make that money back in no time, if you look in the dash, there should be a roll of ten's at least a couple hundred of them. Just take it."

Joshua then revs up the car, the engine roaring to life, the ice on the muffler starting to melt as exhaust pours out. Without even looking he flips it to the go to radio station of the area, "GreatWhite 109.6". It was playing the hit song from DoctorK, the best mathematician, telescientist, and MC in the house.




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It a modified "Woodie" (1988 Chevrolet Caprice Classic 1988 Krevolat Cabbie Classic), with the back trunk being filled to the roof with assorted junk and supplies for selling, with plenty of room in the back for plenty of people. With just enough leg room to stretch out. Its radio as been upgraded to pick up several stations as well as having a CB built underneath it, the back has a portable computer running underneath the console. But sadly all this comfort, and space comes with a price.

With all the s­hit loaded in the back, the car is very "heavy", doesn't like driving on ice all that well. Likes to break down every now and again because you said something mean to it. But it gets good gas mileage.

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Isaac looked at him and sighed "Okay, I'll grab the cash later. Right now let's get ourselves on the road, I'm already tired of this place." And with that Isaac got in the back passenger side seat, pulling out his SMG as he sat down. Better to be ready then dead.

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[[Deliverance Co.'s update is on page 19. Now I'm going to head to bed because I got school to go to tomorrow. Write something good, or not. Really up to you. Much love.-AYYY JAAAYYY]]

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Drake sat near the back recovering from his stroke/coma that kept posts about him from being made with a PKM he procured while the RV was being armed up. He questioned the accuracy of what crimes they said this Mr. Fignit committed, as they seemed to over-exaggerated to be true: Like the stuff that would be seen on propaganda posters during wartime. Then again, their were even more ****ed up people in the past.

Either way, he gets to kill things and get paid doing it, and possibly serving justice for our great lord the Giant Cheese Monster on top of that. A pretty cool job, if you ask him.
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Jove wasn't much for uncomfortable places or uncomfortable silence. After taking in enough of the gloomy, winter weather outside, he decided to start a conversation with the wagon members. Perhaps get a story out of them to fill the space between the travel, which was going to take some time. "So. Any of you see anything particularly interesting out here?"
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Seb had laid out his personal armaments laid out on the wooden crate the armorer had given him, taking inventory as the CO's voice crackled to life over the radio.  He set his jaw, rolling a few loose .50 caliber rounds in his right paw like dice as the man gave his speech, snorting in derision as it came to a close.  Setting the bullets down, he says outloud, "Hard to believe.  What do you lot think?"  He takes a drink from his flask, freshly filled with more tea as he listens to replies.  He knew that he couldn't trust the CO at any rate, as his words seemed aimed at dehumanizing the opposition, though maybe asking those under his command wasn't much better, as a few of them didn't appear to care from his perspective.
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(Thought we were already in the RV and on the way to Fignick's Moving Castle.)

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ACT 1: Into Madness

Main Group

The RV still rattles its way behind the caravan, the sounds of casual radio chatter about the mission are still going on.

But you swear to God, you can hear the opening chords to some Guns N' Roses song in the distance....


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With all of you piled into the car you take off, with Josh silently driving you out of town and into the gloomy-grey tinted forests as snow slowly starts to come down outside. Missy is the first to answer Jove's question, "If you count the w­horehouse out in the middle of a death and snow covered tundra. No, we really haven't. "-BUT I HAVE! You see I saw a man in an ole' duster coat from the golden days, first I thought it was Isaac. But this man wasn't him, didn't have the bandages, and wore one of them silly Ruskie hats. Didn't really say anything, just kinda formed outta thin air and started walking south. Which lead us to this town!", the old man Mordecai cheerfully pipes in with the excitement of a six-year old on Christmas. "Oh. Don't go scaring them with that damn Russian Ghost crap, my Pa' told me the same thing back out West. "The man in the duster, will take you away to his home, where he'll take you to another world where he'll eat your bones like Rat Ribs.", used to tell me that all the time to keep me from wandering too far."

"But The Duster from the desert doesn't wear a Ushanka, he wears a sombrero. So its a totally different ghost!" The old man laughs as he finishes his sentence, realizing how absurd this whole conversation was. Missy once again interrupts, turning to Jove, "So I gotta ask... what's with the hands? You should have a pretty cool story with how you got them replaced."

 

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