Author Topic: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS (Read 219696 times)

Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #3690 on:** October 22, 2016, 05:08:30 pm »

Quote from: Six on October 22, 2016, 04:59:25 pm

That can't possibly have any negative repercussions!

Its not like it has gone wrong ever in history!

saltmummy626 · « **Reply #3691 on:** October 22, 2016, 06:32:37 pm »

Quote from: Random_Dragon on October 22, 2016, 02:57:27 pm

True, but you get your excuse to light off fireworks when it's all cool and late in the year, instead of in the middle of summer where the night's uncomfortably warm and the grass is about ready to self-ignite. :V

That sounds like cowardice. What kind of bed wetter doesn't light fireworks when the world is so dry that it could catch light at the slightest spark?

On a related note, fuck these weak pussy ass "safe and sane" white people fireworks. They don't even have the right sparklers for sparkler bombs. The tribes much looser fireworks laws allows for much more fun things. Like screech n' twisters, licorice cracklers, bird bangers, the shotgun shell with a hole drilled in it, "100K" Firecracker logs, and the exploding triangle.
But why do I bring this up? Ultimate shame.

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My own fucking tribe. My disappointment is extreme.

Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #3692 on:** October 22, 2016, 07:04:48 pm »

Not even the ones you throw on the ground to pop? (Technically not fireworks but in the same way sparklers are).

saltmummy626 · « **Reply #3693 on:** October 22, 2016, 07:37:21 pm »

Quote from: Noctifer on October 22, 2016, 07:04:48 pm

Not even the ones you throw on the ground to pop? (Technically not fireworks but in the same way sparklers are).

Yeah, the poppers aren't against the regulation, but it's a flat ban on fireworks. This new ban also takes several of my cousins out of business, as they lived their lives almost entirely on the revenue from firework sales around fourth of July. They can't even sell them to people off reservation anymore. It's in response to the fires last year, but as I recall those fires weren't sparked by fireworks.

Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #3694 on:** October 22, 2016, 07:47:26 pm »

If its from a scare then it might pass if there is enough backlash.

guest48 · « **Reply #3695 on:** October 22, 2016, 07:55:49 pm »

Fireworks are fun

Chaosvolt · « **Reply #3696 on:** October 22, 2016, 08:20:17 pm »

I'm always disappointed in sparklers that don't spark. That reminds me.

Here, have some heresy. That guy makes a lot of cool stuff, but re-hashing his earlier fuses and calling them sparklers is sad. ;w;

saltmummy626 · « **Reply #3697 on:** October 22, 2016, 08:50:57 pm »

Indeed it is sad.
If you like explosions, how about an exploding ointment tube?
My stepgrandfather died last monday, and I'm helping out my stedad and his mother get rid of papers. I was handed a shopping bag of medication and told to go burn it, under the understanding that there were no aerosol cans or containers under pressure inside the bag. What I didn't know was that inside one small box was an aluminum tube with an aluminum cap filled with what I assume was some kind of ointment. At some point, pressure built up inside the tube and violently forced the cap off the tube, spraying me with ash, molten plastic, and a not unpleasant smelling ointment. Also the cap hit me in the shin. The boom was surprisingly load for such a small thing. Upon returning to the now dead fire, I discovered that I'd got off lucky. Not only was the bag filled with more similar tubes, but it also contained no less than three small aerosol cans and seven old inhalers, all of which were swollen by the heat.

Caconym · « **Reply #3698 on:** October 23, 2016, 08:07:07 am »

Tayto Park to reopen after 'stairs collapse' at haunted house

The incident happened on Saturday evening

Dublin Live · dublinlive.ie

Looks like it really was haunted!

Six · « **Reply #3699 on:** October 23, 2016, 10:34:05 am »

My internet troubles are fixed, mostly. Bought a Powerline Adapter and I'm now getting 50-80 Mbps Download and 6-7 Mbps Upload, paying for 100 Mbps and 6 Mbps but Powerline isn't 100% efficient anyway.
Soon as you put the kettle on though speeds drop down to 25 Mbps Download. Still faster than the 12 Mbps Down 1 Mbps Up I had before.

Chaosvolt · « **Reply #3700 on:** October 23, 2016, 11:59:03 am »

[Envy Intensifies]

Turns out the place I looked into that has better net can't come out here. First option was wireless and can't get a visual on where we are, second option was cable which has no coaxial hookup to this place. Both cases they were all "yeah sure, we can come over there" even after I pointed out they likely didn't have what they needed, only for those fuckwads to later check and realize that no, they don't.

saltmummy626 · « **Reply #3701 on:** October 23, 2016, 05:34:09 pm »

When a member of your family announces that arby's food sucks, and then tries to defend their position by saying that the roast beef sandwiches look like vaginas.
First of all, why do you think a vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich? more importantly though,

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Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #3702 on:** October 23, 2016, 05:49:58 pm »

Quote from: saltmummy626 on October 23, 2016, 05:34:09 pm

When a member of your family announces that arby's food sucks, and then tries to defend their position by saying that the roast beef sandwiches look like vaginas.
First of all, why do you think a vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich? more importantly though,
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These are the same people who say a game sucks solely on the graphics.

Perigrin · « **Reply #3703 on:** October 23, 2016, 09:22:40 pm »

Quote from: saltmummy626 on October 23, 2016, 05:34:09 pm

When a member of your family announces that arby's food sucks, and then tries to defend their position by saying that the roast beef sandwiches look like vaginas.
First of all, why do you think a vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich? more importantly though,
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I just dont like the food.

saltmummy626 · « **Reply #3704 on:** October 23, 2016, 09:37:48 pm »

Quote from: Perigrin on October 23, 2016, 09:22:40 pm

Quote from: saltmummy626 on October 23, 2016, 05:34:09 pm
When a member of your family announces that arby's food sucks, and then tries to defend their position by saying that the roast beef sandwiches look like vaginas.
First of all, why do you think a vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich? more importantly though,
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I just dont like the food.

Your reasoning is both more logical and more reasonable. Regardless though...

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Utterly Mad

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