Author Topic: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS (Read 220914 times)

Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #4725 on:** January 31, 2017, 11:54:44 am »

>VHS

Hipster or stuck in the 90's?

ApatheticExcuse · « **Reply #4726 on:** January 31, 2017, 12:07:43 pm »

I don't know. They showed up like three months ago, literally hundreds of them.

Chaosvolt · « **Reply #4727 on:** January 31, 2017, 01:20:29 pm »

You sell so much random crap that you have no room for ~~propane~~ guns and ~~propane~~ gun accessories.

Caconym · « **Reply #4728 on:** January 31, 2017, 02:05:54 pm »

Quote from: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 31, 2017, 11:54:44 am

>VHS

Hipster or stuck in the 90's?

The correct answer to this is: "Yes."

saltmummy626 · « **Reply #4729 on:** January 31, 2017, 09:04:01 pm »

Quote from: Discord on January 31, 2017, 11:51:08 am

Gotta say, I'd totally buy a bubblegum baseball bat if it's life sized.

naw, they are about 1/3rd the size of a real one. It's a hollow plastic bat filled with gum balls. I actually sold one to some guy out of his mind on heroine the other day.

"Man, I need something to eat."
"Well, we've got plenty of chips and candy sir. You feeling alright?"
"Yeah man, I got my fix, I'm feeling great."
"Fix? You're on drugs?"
"Yeah man. Heroines the best. Hey, I need something to eat."
"Well... We've got bubblegum baseball bats."
"Holy shit man, where those at? I want one of those."

Guy fucking reeked of sweat and piss.

ApatheticExcuse · « **Reply #4730 on:** January 31, 2017, 09:17:22 pm »

That was maybe probably me.

Caconym · « **Reply #4731 on:** February 01, 2017, 05:45:09 pm »

Chaosvolt · « **Reply #4732 on:** February 01, 2017, 06:01:36 pm »

Needs moar Curly noises.

Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #4733 on:** February 01, 2017, 08:10:27 pm »

If top kek if good, is low kek shitty?

Chaosvolt · « **Reply #4734 on:** February 02, 2017, 12:34:55 am »

That only determines if you are riding the kek, or it's riding you. 3:

saltmummy626 · « **Reply #4735 on:** February 02, 2017, 08:31:53 pm »

I just learned that the origin of Hawaiian pizza is Ontario Canada, 1962.

These are serious heresy charges being leveled against a country. Apa, what do you have to say on behalf of Canada? Don't think you are alone either, it just so happens that Hawaiian pizza is the most popular pizza in Australia, we will be paying them a visit as well of course. We may find it in our hearts to forgive Canada, the sins of one should not effect the purity of all. Australia though, there is only exterminatus for them.

This court is in session, with Apatheticexcuse (Discord) representing Canada. Apa, you have the floor to make your case.

Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #4736 on:** February 02, 2017, 10:04:18 pm »

I am a people's attorney and have been appointed as Apatheticexcuse's layer on the Ethics v Canada case. Apathetic claims the right to remain silent. (I am assuming this is an american court because I know fuck all of canada's legal system/rights.)

ApatheticExcuse · « **Reply #4737 on:** February 02, 2017, 10:07:04 pm »

It's alright, Noct. I feel as though I am more than capable of defending my honor in this court.

I submit Western Canada is a very distinct place from Eastern Canada. Those leeches are responsible for nothing more than creating stereotypes and committing pizza heresy, as well as making use of the forbidden milk in a bag. I submit that I am not a resident of this Canada, and much like a growing majority of my Western countrymen, feel that we are forced into an association with these people who do little more than subsist off our incomes and spread vileness to the world. We are socially and culturally more akin to his Honor's own home state than to these cretins, and dream of a day when we can re-unite with our Cascadian brothers.

I would move that the court treat from Saskatchewan westward as separate jurisdiction and grant us immunity from the crimes of the East. I would further move that an organization be founded dedicated to relocating Eastern Canadians to the Former Penal Colony of Australia, so that we may deal with all of these miscreants at once.

Failing that, I would protest judgement on the grounds that my Western brothers and I are being discriminated against on the basis of race. Accusing us of crimes committed by those who are essentially foreigners is analogous with accusing a Puerto Rican of committing the Armenian genocide, simply because they often have the same "slightly brown" skin tone as the Turks.

Defense Exibit A - More Heresy From The Barbarians To The East

saltmummy626 · « **Reply #4738 on:** February 03, 2017, 12:19:00 am »

We of the court have reviewed your statement on behalf of western Canada and have decided your logic is sound. Because of the clear and distinct culture border between the regions Western Canada's representative has outlined for this court, I have decided to honor his request to recognize them as separate jurisdictions on the condition that Western Canada appropriate and export the concept of sugar shacks and tim hortons into the united states.

Further more, I am inclined to grant you the immunity you request. This of course means nothing as the jury is the one to make the final choice, but would also exonerate Western Canada of responsibility for introducing Justin Bieber into the united states, should no one come forward with a counter argument.

Now, do we send Eastern Canada to the australia? It could be put to work in the opal quarries, or perhaps employed as slave labor in one of the penal colonies many fosters breweries. Or, do we burn it away with the glorious incandescence of the emperors fury? What does the jury think?

Now, does anyone have a counter statement against the representative to Western Canada, Apatheticexcuse (Discord)?

Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #4739 on:** February 03, 2017, 12:34:46 am »

*Inserts floater in final ruling papers to also move madagascar to australia*

Utterly Mad

News:

Author Topic: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS (Read 220914 times)

Noctifer-De-Mortem

Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS

ApatheticExcuse

Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS

Chaosvolt

Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS

Caconym

Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS

saltmummy626

Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS

ApatheticExcuse

Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS

Caconym

Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS

Chaosvolt

Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS

Noctifer-De-Mortem

Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS

Chaosvolt

Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS

saltmummy626

Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS

Noctifer-De-Mortem

Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS

ApatheticExcuse

Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS

saltmummy626

Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS

Noctifer-De-Mortem

Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS